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As for Clyborne...He's very partial to a buff dude with two braincells. But his heart melts over a smart guy of any appearance. (@llobucervallince 's Henry Hare and/or @abigaillmartin 's Wellington -both of these are pairings in different AUs, fyi)

Too bad he has trouble talking to any guy lol.

Thank you for mentioning me and Henry, @pjthetoonaddict, when it comes to his type, when it comes to height everyone's taller than him so he doesn't even think about that, phisically he likes big people with meat, as in either muscular or overweight, doesn't matter. He's not picky at all, is just that if he had to chose that'd be his first option in a casual relationship, which is the only kind of romantic relations he's willing to have at the moment.

Mentally and emotionally he'd rather have a mature person for a more serious relationship, for a life partern he doesn't want a girl or boy (could've rephrased that better but I'd like to make it clear that I''m refering to both early and later 20s), someone who still has to find themselves, he wants someone more settled in life, and who can have conversations, have problems and find solutions as equals. So someone in their mentally 40s or 50s is his preffered option for a partner. Specially if they can be a better role model for both Larry and Spring than him.

I think Cly would fall in this category for that reason, they're similar in age, but also Cly is kind and affectionate, while also being shy and kind of an introvert, which Henry would love to tease by being his smug, flirty self. Besides Cly already has Rin who would get along with both Larry and Spring really well.


Awwww, this is so sweet. And, Cly usually has a bit of trouble with guys, but his heart is always in the right place.

Awwwww, yes! THE OLD MAN ROMANCE ARCS COMMENCE

OKAY BUT YOU GOTTA MENTION THAT CLY IS EATING CHICKEN NUGGETS IN THE FIRST IMAGE BECAUSE IT LOOKS KINDA WEIRD WITHOUT EXPLANATION. :joy:


Ernest and Rosie really like each other. Rosie must have tall but carryable husband


I guess Ernest really likes Rosie for being so kind to him. He like butch.

What makes it worse is that Wellington is chief of food safety and regulation

And he sees how disastrous the kitchens are in this Popeyes.

Wellington is also a vegetarian

Roy and Elsie have known each other for a long time

Roy just likes Elsie. They were made for each other.

But they both have a crush on a certain smol Hungarian magician

He’s inescapable

THEY EVEN NAMED THEIR FUTURE SON AFTER HIM
(Spoilers)

Isn't she super strong? so isn't that everyone lol?

9 days later

Honey likes buff guys. Like seriously sculpted gym bros. It would be nice if they were taller than her but she isn't strict about things like minimum 6'0 or anything. She's like 5'7 and 3/4s herself, and the tallest member of her family, but she'd be totally okay with a guy who was like 5'8 solid.

While being fair isn't a deal breaker, she'd also prefer if he had a darker complexion like her, maybe a black guy, though this would be a huge issue in her family.

Despite not having any aesthetic, build, body type, height or features that she find attractive, if Essence had to get married, her ideal type would be a patient, soft spoken guy (she's very sensitive to loud noises because of her perpetual headache) who will willingly carry his own weight and help around the house and such, not expecting her to do everything.

9 days later

Tad: After a lot of superficial relationships, Tad realizes his true type are the cute, innocent types. He loves people who are sweet and level-headed, mature and won't be caught up in the Hollywood industry and it's vices like him. He's a bit traumatized from his past :cry:

Pete: Initially, R O S A L E E, and only Rosalee, but realizes he loves people who are just kind to him. He also likes people who are "puppy-like" (kind and loyal) due to being a strong dog person.

Rosalee: There's a theme here, LOL, because she also is attracted to kindness, but can't turn down a handsome face either.

Cathy: She has a small crush on Tad. She likes the movie-star, uber handsome types.

Joey: Doesn't really have a role much so far, but he'll play a bigger role later. Has a strong type, like Pete, for his high school crush and, while not on purpose, seems to only date look and personality-alikes to said crush.

20 days later

but the things he's made his type make a lot of sense imao

10 days later

Chili's ideal type is a woman with blue hair. A moon tattoo under her collarbone. rather small eyes, a round face, dark eyebrows, and a short stature.

Texas's ideal type is a man with rather long red hair, tan skin, funky fashion sense, a big smile and a bigger personality.

I wonder if they'll be able to find people like that?

15 days later

Mora always been drawn to the sort of actors they have playing princes in live action fantasy movies. Clean shaven, with pretty eyes a bright smiles. She likes blue eyes like her own especially, and sort of messy hair with bangs.

19 days later

Therese's ideal type is her husband, Verner. He's got the hot nerd aesthetic going on with glasses, short neat brown hair, and he's also very handy and hard working. He's anything but awkward or shy though. In fact, he kissed her the day they met and they've been a couple ever since.

Mephisto: Emotionally unavailable partners. blondes, taller than him.
Belz: seemingly women out of his league (but somehow always having a tender spot for him), strong personalities, independent and commanding.
Lewiatan: It is enough for him that she will moderately tolerate his antics. but such women are in short supply for the long term.
Nergal: gray mice, dressed elegantly and sweetly, polite and warm.

17 days later