What if pokemon where real?

[Jenny-Toons]

Not really cannibalism. XD

Even if we evolved from them, they still wouldn't be human (DNA trace would be there, but it'd be different -- same for the animal vs human cells). So it's not like we'd be eating humans -- too different a species.

Tho, I do wonder how some of them would taste. Given if we could even catch them without danger. Some Pokemon breathe fire, after all XD

[Raven_C]

I would be a trainer, yeah! I would love Gallade, Bewear, & Sylveon as my companions. :'D
And I would join Pokemon contests or something.

[LordSeriphus]

I was just saying it may lead to it. xD
But yeah, I'm hungry now. I keep forgetting to eat the vanillice- err... icecream I bought and stored in the freezer. It's, like, 5 AM and I haven't slept yet... But I do have more novel editing and writing to do, soo... icecream it is. xD

@raintowns Dude Gallade is the shit! That's another I swap with my sixth! xD

When gen four dropped all the special evs for the older generation Pokemon, I was in sixth grade. This shit was the coolest thing I'd ever seen! The pokemon I'd seen as a kid got extra evolutions, and it was so rad!! Magmorter, Electavire, Rhyperior... I'm still surprised at how old Fourth Gen is, and how old I am. I'm only turning 22 this month. But, man... I feel like Fourth Gen is still new! xD I remember Pokemon Mystery Dungeon, Ranger, and Revolutions hitting the Wii and DS, and thinking they were the greatest things Pokemon could've done next to screwing with my friends over LAN play in the underground excavation tunnels. (Btw, they need to bring that back. Why didn't that keep going in every game afterward? It was the coolest way to collect fossils! >.<)

[silverraven0]

Btw, Mattpat (Game Theory) made some interesting video about how much money you would get if you're a poke trainer .

[Allanbrito]

Uuuuu I'd be glad to do that haha

[Allanbrito]

Have you ever read the pokemon mangas? The manga gets brutal dude

[LordSeriphus]

I didn't know they existed! I want to now!!
And wait... Are you really down? Because I was kinda joking. But if you're down, I could send you some reference images of Seriphus. ^.^

[silverraven0]

Trivia. The original manga is created by a mangaka that also create hentai manga, and there's a lot of suggestive moments XD , but the American version got edited pretty much, so its pretty safe for kids to read.

[indagold]

If they were real I wouldn't fight them, i'd just keep them like normal pets and snuggle them though i'd avoid ones that could potentially injure me horribly haha.

[Allanbrito]

Yeah. 4-kids. Thank goodness they took out those dangerous and sugestive riceballs from the show.

[awesomefeelsman]

I instantly gravitated to this thread the moment I read the words "Pokemon" and "real" in the same sentence.
It might be the child soul inside me that has always dreamed of one day travelling the world to become the very best like no one ever was. Sadly my dreams were crushed the moment my mom told me the truth as she did when I was close to transmuting trash into trees with the use of an alchemy circle. (Which I really did do and my mom was afraid I might conjure up demons or a paper stating a raise on my tuition fee)
I'd partner with a Blaziken. They just look so cool. I used to draw them when I was in elementary.
Well... we have Pokemon go, I guess that's the closest thing we could get to Pokemon being here in real life

[Allanbrito]

have you ever played pokemmo. It a pretty cool pokemon online game

PokeMMO

I've played this since a year from now and it's so much fun!!!!

[awesomefeelsman]

There was something similar to this before but I forgot what it was called but it more of text battles and text adventure. I'll definitely try this but I'll wait for the android app first since I don't have a laptop or a pc to use other than my phone.

[Allanbrito]

it's already on android. It's kind of complicated to install it since you need four roms to make it load, but still worth the time!

[Devika]

I'd probably grow up without pokemon... Glances at parents who never let me have a pet hahaha

I love so many pokemon I'm just gonna limit myself to the first gen, since that's where I started! If I had just one it'd be an eevee(lution), or if I had more than one pokemon it'd be a vulpix and a growlithe, and a vaporeon to keep the fires in check.