What if pokemon where real?

[Allanbrito]

I'm a huge fan of pokemon. I've played all the games, and know all the pokemon. I don't really wathc the tv show, I like just the games, but I was thinking. What if the pokemon where real? Would you be a pokemon trainer. I would tottaly!!!!!
What pokemon would you chose and why?
I would get gardevoir. I love that pokemon (not in that strange sexual way some people does). In case I can't I would have an eevee and evolve it into an espeon. I love psichic pokemon!

and here a picture of a bulbasaur as a cartoon girl, just to call your attention!

By the way... I drew that.

[Kann]

That's a nice bulbasaur girl there~

I grew up on Pokemon anime back in early 00's and I'm familiar with early games. I get kinda lost in Pokemon names around Gen 4. And I play Pokemon GO!

If Pokemon were real, I'd either want a badass Charizard (my fave) or one of Nidorans. I think I'd be terrified of the big, bug type Pokemon like Beedril. XD I wonder if keeping a grass type Pokemon would be bad for people allergic to pollen.

[Alamino]

I'd be a pokemon trainer for sure
but can you imagine how terrifyingly different our world would be... plus how scary some of the Pokemon are (looking at you Shedinja)
Plus what if some cultures started eating them... it would be a very different world. Beedrills would be killing people....
unless we just look at the G-PG rated version of the Pokemon world. Then it'd be awesome!
I'd have at least two meowths

[KoreanTacos]

Pokemon are real, theyre called cats and dogs XD

[DiegoPalacios]

Step 1: get a parrot

Step 2: teach him to say "parrot"

Step3: you have a pokemon now.

[KoreanTacos]

Step 4: set it on fire to make it a legendary

[DiegoPalacios]

Step 4: set it on fire to make it a legendary

It will be a limited duration one....

But you could get a "shining" if you search for an albino or a melanistic one.

[Kann]

Sprinkle some glitter around it for that "shining" effect from games.

[shazzbaa]

When grimer touches an area, no plant can ever grow in its path again. The bits of grimer's body that drip off of it become new grimer, so they constantly multiply. Grimer can squeeze itself through any opening no matter how small, is attracted to pollution, and carries countless amounts of bacteria. Some variants also carry lethal poisons.

If we assume the pokedex is true, then pokemon entering our world would bring countless horrors upon the human race, but kinda I think grimer is the one that would wipe us out.

[Allanbrito]

It is. I remeber one episode where one character was alergic to a flower pokemon

[Allanbrito]

Yeah! And you can make them battle and everything! Hahahha

[Allanbrito]

Hahahahaha I wanna try this now.

[Allanbrito]

You suddenly remimded that whenI I was aa child I always thought that having a graveler or onix fighting against a caterpie was super unfair. The freaking rock type pokemon would squash the crap out of the bug tupe pokemon jajaja

[HollowEve]

I always think of Mimikyu as a 'cosplay pokemon'. And since I'm an amateur cosplayer, I feel a sort of connection with it. I think it would be awesome to do a contest with one.
My go-to fantasy team is Staravia and Lumineon (fly and surf are killer in double battles), Dragonite, Eevee, Flabebe, and Mimikyu.

[LordSeriphus]

I would definitely be a trainer. "Lord Seriphus" sounds like a great name for a master trainer!

I would choose Absol as my first Pokemon. I always wanted Darkrai as a kid, but Absol has kinda become my go-to, because that's what I named my car. xD

I don't have a top six, but my top five are definitely Charizard, Absol, Lucario, Darkrai, and Mewtwo. (I switch with Dusknoir, Machamp, Sharpedo, and Alakazam, Luxray, and Golem at number six, but I like so many others. >.<)

I stopped at gen 4, then got back into collecting the cards. (I have a 1st edition Charizard complete with the stamp, but Hellvyre borrowed it as a kid and it went through the washer. ) I don't know the newest gen all too well, but I wanna play the games. The last I played was Platinum. xD

My favorite Eevee ev ties with Espion and Umbreon, but I'd go for Espion first. Shiny or not, they're both rad.

Also, who saw the bs throwback series of cards?? I thought they were cool, but the EXs kinda killed the Evolutions pack style and it felt like a waste of money, because I already own almost all the old cards anyway. xD The best thing they did was release Imakuni?'s cards. My friend used to play the gameboy color tcg, and told me all about Imakuni?, so that was rad af! xD
But the 20 year anniversary a couple years back was rad. I was born the same year as Pokemon! ^.^

Also, @Allanbrito, would you wanna draw an Absol gajinka with Seriphus??

[LordSeriphus]

I mean, that could lead to cannibalism, right? According to the gen 4 games, Diamond, Pearl, and Platinum, I'm pretty sure the books on the shelves said humans evolved from Pokemon...

@KoreanTacos But it's illegal to make them fight. Plus, if they did fight, I can't instantly heal them with spray, berries, or underpaid veterinarian hospitals. xD

[LordSeriphus]

Grimer is awesome! It feels so 90's to me and reminds me of being a kid. I imagine graffiti and punk thugs when I think of grimer. xD

[silverraven0]

If we live in the pokemon world, I probably just gonna be the bystanders npc :v .

I like animals (or pokemons since we're talking about them), just as long as they don't touch me(humans included), I'm fine.

I might just be the person who's chillin' somewhere, with snack on my hand to feed my fatty belly, observing the pokemons and drawing them occasionally.

My life as an NPC :V .

[Chita]

I would definitely be a pokemon trainer, that would be super cool!!!
I’d had a Leafeon (cause it’s been my favorite since I was I child) and a Zoroark.
Though I wish there were more safety and control than in the games cause some of them could be so problematic as many people has said...

[LordSeriphus]

Offers Pokemon Snap

@Chita I always wonder how many people die in the Pokemon world every year from Onix running over them.
But less control can lead to great conflict and situations to learn from. And I never heard about a crazy amount of deaths occurring in the Pokemon universe. Maybe the real question should be "What if we were in the Pokemon World?" rather than "What if Pokemon were real?" Because they'd be extremely dangerous with the laws of our world. xD