What is the WORST movie you've ever seen?

[Jewe11s]

There's this movie ON NETFLIX right now that I at first clicked on out of curiosity... Visually, it was pretty.... but then I couldn't look away from out of sheer confusion and abject horror.
The story has no soul, no intrigue, and I swear I got 30 minutes into it and I still wasn't sure what the main character's name was....
The pacing is awful.
The voice acting was bleh. (Think: WinxClub level of post-translation awkwardness.)
This movie gave me no reason to care about ANY of the charaters. They're all just doing and saying things because those are the things that charaters say and do in a fantay story. They don't have any motivation, spirit, or reason to do anything...
Except for the exposition dump in the beginning, this movie didn't explain anything... Did the main character know the guy on the flying ship before they firt interracted? Am I supposed to believe that the stereotypical ' brooding guy in black and purple armour' is totally trusted and not at all evil? Why are the evil minion creatures so much more annoying than any minion/sidekick I've ever seen? (I at least giggled at 'the Minions' from Despicable Me before they became.... well the Minions.)

I honestly recommend you guys watch it. It's bizzare.
It's called DragonNest...

(So after looking up that trailer I now realize it's a movie based on a video game... So I guess the main character is the avatar? Idk... Still, it expected me to know all the lore going in... and I am no more intrigued to play the game it is based on...)

[CelestialNavigator]

Woooo boy! I have a branch of those!

Watched this version of Alice in Wonderland only because of Johnny Depp.

Book was fine but this... Was lame and boring.

Also THIS:

Style itself is bad enough in 2D but in 3D it becomes an amazingly awkward monstrosity.

Also this Slaughtered Vomit Dolls. You will need all the brain bleach of the world afterwards.
And this is why children you should always watch where you click on the movie sites.

[eleoza]

Has Sharknado been mentioned yet? Probably, eh? But yes.... Sharknado had me facepalm.

[miesmud]

We had to watch this movie for school. It's some Sci-Fi thriller about a "virtual reality game" and it's the weirdest, grossest, most unsettling movie I've ever seen! We watched this movie in the Lecture room, and I still don't understand why!! >___<

[heyitsnessa]

Ugh, The Last Airbender was also a huuuuge disappointment for me, and it still makes me angry to this day.
Another movie that I didn't like was "Bedtime Stories" with Adam Sandler. I just remember being confused the whole time >.<

[donathinfrye]

Just saw this movie. Loved the novel it's based on. Love Cusack. Love Samuel Jackson.

Strongly do not recommend. It's the worst Stephen King adaptation I've ever seen ... and that's saying a lot.

[Michelle]

Probably Food Fight :I

Like I only watched the whole thing because I was so horrified that I COULDN'T MOVE

It was the longest hour and 30 minutes of my life.

[joannekwan]

B-but why did you watch it? D:

[Michelle]

I thought it'd be funny-bad, like The Room. Oh how wrong I was. :<

[bakasama25]

Well, there's a few movies that kind of entertainment value of The Room. Like, Xanadu, Manos, and Miami Connection.

[Luminosophy]

Worst. Movie. Ever.

Plot tries too hard to be deep, you just end up with this nonsense coolosophy trite. Plot in general makes no sense, is barely coherent or consecutive. And of course the ever present "dark matter" pseudo science nonsense that wins the day without explaining itself.

And this. I know it's controversial but I hate it for a number of reasons. Mainly, it felt like it was written by a 13 year old deviant fan fiction writer. Rey exists for nothing more than muh fehmule empowuhment, an empty shell mary sue. She's naturally good at everything, including concepts previously not existing to her for no reason and the villain is an unscary brooding teenager. He's so completely irrational and emotional I find it extremely difficult to believe he has an entire empire under his control when it doesn't take him long in the movie itself to unravel it all through his own stupidity and incompetence. It logically does not follow, but it's unfair to nitpick just that when the entire movie plot is an illogical brain fart.

It could have been saved if the movie gave itself more time (needed two movies) for the character reactions and emotional fluctuations to have any sort of natural flow. Also my boyfriend and I were laughing so hard at the cheesy lines and acting the whole way through that at the end of it he actually had severe chest pain and had to call an ambulance.

[Luminosophy]

Is her stomach photoshopped? It looks really weird.

[dratinigirl]

Rock. And. Rule. The worst thing to be coughed out of canada aside from Justin Bieber.

This movie can only have been made by some guy who thought 'let's make a movie about music that nobody will care about in five years. But there's also furries. but the furries don't have any fur. and we're going to terribly rotoscope the ENTIRE THING. And also TITS!!!!!' In addition, the main character is a jerk and remains one throughout the entire film and never really learns his lesson. If you ever want a lesson in how not to animate something or how not to make a film in general, check this out. Or maybe if you really like the music from that era too. But I wouldn't reccommend it.

[bakasama25]

Also my boyfriend and I were laughing so hard at the cheesy lines and acting the whole way through that at the end of it he actually had severe chest pain and had to call an ambulance.

It's really isn't Star Wars without the the cheesy lines and wonky acting. That and really odd names. That's what a lot of fans expect. I do agree Rey wasn't as an interesting character. I found Finn and Poe more interesting. I'm still give Rey another movie to be more interesting.

[scullpanda]

Gods of Egypt was truly terrible

[El_Psy_Congroo]

@rainbowolfe
I thought cabin in the woods was great! For me at least, it was
clearly meant as a satire of the horror genre. I've never been a big
fan of horror movies but this was great.

Dragon Ball Evolution was bad.
2012 was bad
Knowing was bad, and pretty much the majority of Nicolas Cage movies are too.
Requiem for Dream I don't even know how I finished this
Up in the Air George Clooney and Anna Kendrick? It was great. Until the end. Seriously, screw that movie

[scythe]

I'd criticise any story if the only reason a character was female was for muh fehmule empowuhment (love that spelling btw, def gonna steal that), but I don't think this was one of those cases. Almost nothing about her character has anything to do with her being a chick other than it allows her and Finn to force some really awkward romantic moments onto us.

She is a Mary Sue though, I'll grant you that, and not coz she's a looker, but for the reasons you gave. All her struggles happened either before the movie or are inside her own head. Oh, you lost your parents when you were a little kid? Oh, boo hoo, you're young, smart and talented, fit as all hell, and most importantly, you're not this guy.

Everything that happens to her int he movie isn't that awful considering the universe she exists in. Sure she gets chased by stormtrooopers (she was super keen on the whole rebellion idea so she was probably into it) and kidnapped by an emo, but yeah, she handles all that like a pro somehow. I get she's got the force, but even Luke had to drop some rocks and Yoda, and get his ass handed to him before he was able to beat another Sith.

As for the cheesy lines and the way they act, that's just Star Wars, I wouldn't want it any other way.

[scythe]

You didn't like how boring and predictable it was?

[scullpanda]

it hurt the archaeologist in me

[bakasama25]

May I assume that you never watched 10,000 BC?