"What're you wearing?" "Potassium Nitrate, thank you for noticing."
-21 Jump Street
"I can see your toner through your jeans!" "That's my dick. :)"
-Pitch Perfect
"Bitter, party of one, your table's ready!"
-Galaxy Fraulein Yuna (Though to be fair that's an anime OVA series, but I can still quote it front words and back)