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Feb 2021

(kicks door!,)

"The best way to yearn for gender equality is to give EVERYONE tight metal thongs!!!!!"
"if you want more gender equality show some man-boobs"
"I swear is not gonna be distracting at all"

The sarcasm is REAL. lol

@TheGreatArtisan Don't forget the pointless love triangles. :wink:

@thedude3445 I love when a webcomic becomes a novel. lol

@rajillustration Especially when I can't tell if it's the persons boobs or knees

@boondogggle Oh this is a good one. Even better when the woman is a warrior, but has NO real reason for wearing only panties when she goes into battle....wait, she only wears her micro bikini because she is that skilled and her confidence in attire will demoralize the enemy. lol

@pilot-obvious did you know editing and proof reading is a myth that only fake creators us. lol jk

@Pizza_Agent if it was a good story the plot would be back breaking big. lol

@thel3tterm especially when that is episode 1, give me all lore, no characters. mmmm perfect

My best stories
- The more strong and independent your female lead is the better. But she can't have ANY (traditionally) masculine traits or she is just a male insert, PLUS all your male characters and I mean ALL of the men and boys have to be the worst thing ever. They all need to be needlessly mean, incompetently stupid, or rapist. Also your female lead needs to basically be the "i'm not like all the other girls" or the "Princess girly girl" stereotype, or she isn't female enough.

  • I NEED to know your ENTIRE worlds mythos and history before your MC is introduced.

  • The less effort you put into your art the more appealing. (Developing art is fine, but I'm talking about that really no effort art where they didn't clean up any of the panels, never touched spell check. The paint bucket was used on EVERYTHING, but still didn't fill in the insides of shapes cause of...effort.)

What makes a good comic is one that doesn't have any pictures or words!

When protag's bae is the villain but actually not a villain just Pewdiepie in an anime girl eye mask.

EXPLOSIONS!!!, MORE EXPLOOOASIIANS!!!! and and, we can't forget about mindless VIOLENCE!!!!!!!

My graphics design professor would literally deduct points if we used comic sans.

So you know I love to see it in web manga.

I love it how all the professional manga-kas use blunt pencils on lined paper so it's f​:heart:cking impossible to read.

Your characters keep on cussing non-stop because... well... BECAUSE!!!!!

Don't be fucking Shinji from Neon Genesis Evangelion (Boy! Do I hate that character? "My Feewings!!!)

Oh, I got some Great advice for you guys.

  • Make sure your page format is very confusing, so you readers have to stop reading so they can decipher what's going on.

  • Proper bubble formatting is for nerds.

  • Make all of the art character's busts with no hands, interesting angles, or backgrounds.

  • All of your characters have to look the same, the readers totally won't be confused.

  • Tell don't show your readers are stupid so make everything directly told to us.

  • Sexual harassment is funny and romantic especially if it's gay.

  • Never prep your comic, the more unprepared you are the better.

It's simple, really, just make sure to only ever talk about how cool your protag is. How is the audience supposed to figure it out themselves? Your job is to hold their hand through your entire story.

If you're writing BL, make sure it is borderline porn as well. Why else is anyone reading BL?

Oh, especially when they're cliffhangers on the protagonist's possible death, for maximum pointlessness!

Cliffhanger at the beginning of the episode.

"Oh HI!!!!" To Be Continued...

skip the comic and just post worldbuilding and exposition because thats what the people truly want

Just writing "In the beginning " and drawing one stick figure while not explaining anything else XD

We joke, but I'd actually probably read that comic...