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Mar 2022

My grandma told my that if I didn't let her cut my bangs I wouldn't have bangs anymore. My interpretation of this was that bang hair falls off if not regularly cut. My kid brain did interesting things with the information it was given.

I have been drinking coffee since age 4, and have been a heavy coffee drinker since high school. I am now just under 5’3” so I’m not a good counter-example XD. Also in kindgergarten, I had a bad habit of chewing erasers, so my mom told me that all erasers were made of ground up grasshoppers and I believed that for about a year.

Childhood Reasoning:

-We have no chimney, therfor santa comes in through the roof
-There is a burn shaped like a deer hoof in my upstairs hallway carpet

THEREFOR: Santa's sleigh is pulled by a herd of burning skeleton deer that go by my bedroom door Christmas Eve

What's Something You Thought Was True but Really Wasn't:

The American Dream.

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And leprechauns. Used to set traps for them every St. Patrick's Day until I was about five (six?) years old.

Ah, childhood memories. Here's a creepy-crawly one as a Florida girl. :laughing: When I was smol, I thought a roach was the bug with yellow stripes and a fully grown roach was called a "June Bug". When in fact, the one with stripes are nymphs (babies) and the big ones are adults. I'm not sure why I thought adult ones were a completely different bug nor am I sure why I thought they were called "June Bugs". I spent a lot of time hanging out in nature and camping so I probably just got the wires crossed with all the different insects I would commonly encounter in the forest.

So when I was a kid, I lived somewhere with no fire place and all the doors had alarms on them at night. So I thought that Santa could pass through solid walls like a ghost.

My mother when I was young kept telling me that cheese powder taste different than cheese. I don't know why I believed her all the way up to 11th grade (I didn't eat cheese until 12th grade... I think)

I was told on the same day that Santa and the Tooth Fairy weren't real. I was gutted that the Tooth Fairy wasn't real, Santa, not so much. I still don't know why that is...

Not me, but my Mom:

When she was a girl, she asked this really strict nun why she wears a hood. The nun told her "because I have pink hair". During recess my Mom got really curious and then took the hood off of the nun one day. She got in serious trouble :v

Also not me but something similar and it really stood out to me:
This girl in my class once thought chocolate milk came from a pink cow.

What is it with the color pink lmao.

I used to think something similar when I was a little kid, I didn't know what dying your hair was and I saw a mom with either pink or purple (one of the two) hair with her daughter and I was wondering why she didn't have the same color hair.

I thought the world Album was actually Alblum. with an L. until at work people picked up on it when i talked about a bands "alblum" and mocked me for it.

I got it from my mom. So i told her one day "hey, did you know alblum is actually album?" Cue giant argument about whether or not alblum is actually album, which was only put to rest after i showed her the definition on the internet. lol.

ah parents.

When I was a super young child, my parents had a tin can with Uncle Ben’s face on it. I asked my parents who was on the can and they said “Uncle Ben” and I thought they meant that he was my literal uncle or great uncle and this was a memento of him. It wasn’t until a couple years later that I learned that it was a brand of rice. Also noting that I was very dyslexic as a child so if the can did mention rice, I couldn’t read it.

I used to say "panAcakes" instead of "pancakes" when I was younger, but I do believe my father still says "catApiTTEr" instead of "caterpillar".

Catapitter sounds much cuter. we should all switch to that. :laughing: