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There are different degrees of idiocy.

Callis has the emotional intelligence of a potato (He is getting better)

Novus has a motor mouth and poor impulse control even when he is book smart.

Robio is kinda dumb, but he has street smarts.

Berula is extremely intelligent, but as little to no regard to some societal norms

Alexa is dumb as a brick, but balances it out by being built as a house, made out of bricks.

Falco isn't dumb, but he is arrogant enough to ignore warning signs.

Parvus and Foedesius are fucking idiots.

Horror/Trauma can be an absolute moron at times. It's not his fault - what can you expect when he has that massive crack in his skull - but it still gets him in trouble.
Ink/Mosaic is a total scatterbrain. He'll sometimes forget what he's talking about right in the middle of a sentence.
Serif is a kid. He doesn't really know what he's doing most of the time. Rushes into things without thinking.
Can't wait to show these characters off.

We all know the answer....

It's the protagonist. Lady Elrekia Lune of the Round Table, AKA, Rekki Lune, AKA, Lady Punchalot.

She just really doesn't stop to think at all before she acts. Half the time, she forgets she has a sword because she's so eager to get stuck into the fight she just punches demons with her bare fists.

She has been working as a knight in Joysgard for practically a decade without being aware the headquarters had a lounge with free food and drink.

Truly... the greatest knight in all Britannia.

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Both!

Lukas and Wilt are a pair of idiots. Lukas refuses to accept his obvious feelings, and Wilt keeps putting his foot in his mouth every time Lukas starts to change his mind. So stupid, but so fun to watch.

Saltpetre and Sage, is a BL fantasy/adventure about an apothecary and a thief who try to keep their relationship 'strictly professional' and failing brilliantly.

awh darn, does it work if you click on it? Dunno how to fix it, but if you're really curious its also on my Instagram (melovestacos_writes)

Nikado is the biggest dumbass in the entire story and I'm going to break down why.



He was so stupid he seriously thought he could get away with all the crimes he was committing in the stick figure universe because his ritzy behind straight up thought he's above everything. Things got so out of hand that St. Peter had to personally pull him aside and be like "STAHP it". And the worst part is that it's implied that Nikado KNEW all the secrets above the stick figure universe. He knew he was watched by higher powers, but he refused to believe in any of it because of St. Peter's background as a fisherman. YES. THAT'S THE REASON. "Oh a fisherman's watching us? Wait, who does he worship? A POOR person?!? Yo, where da Greek gods at?!?"

Which is interesting because NIKADO'S SMART! In fact, I'd say he's no joke, the smartest. His pride just... gets to him in the dumbest, humanly ways. He draws the line at "a perfect being resurrecting as a poor person" lmao. Which is why he thinks HE can do no wrong ergo he can't be stupid.

I got a few dumbass characters, but my guy is my MC, Apollo.


He's 6'3 of stupid, very sheltered, gullible, overly trusting, doesn't think before opening his mouth, never pays attention and doesn't know boundaries. There are times when he thinks he's helping, but is only making everything worse for the other characters (Specifically my other MC, Julian.) Apollo can be smart if he put in the effort to learn things, he's pretty good with music and such. Although due to self-esteem issues, his environment and how he grew up, he doesn't think he's able to learn so he doesn't attempt to. Doesn't help that being an alcoholic has pretty much rotted his brain.

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