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Apr 2022

Rome fell because of a misunderstanding. It was supposed to be the emperor's birthday celebration, he said that he wanted something "apocalyptic", "shocking" and "unforgettable" as a gift and his orders were fulfilled :pensive:.

Unoriginal story and not funny at all :upside_down:

Rome's downfall was already set in stone before it was built.
You see, while construction began, they didn't have the necessary workforce to help during this project. But luck was on their side, and the Italian mafia offered their services for a big sum of money.
Thus the saying "Rome was built in three days" came from. But with every lucky convenience, misfortune came after. It turns out, after closer inspection, the whole town was built with breadsticks, paint, and paper mache, causing the deaths of thousands and a successful business profit for the mob.

(I got another one while writing the above one: Rome fell because THEY WEREN'T THERE AT ELF PRACTICE!)

It stood at the top step of a ladder while trying to change a lightbulb, shifted it's weight just too far forward, and oopsie daisy.

Okay that one had me laugh aloud XD

Because Rome stared too long at the beauty who was Venus.

It had back problems and couldn't duck to get its glasses properly.

Look, I don't know how it fell, okay I was just standing here and then it fell don't look at me I don't know what happened.

Gravity.
The mass of death accumulated underground in such intensity to increase density (to mass), and a doomed downwards attraction to Earth . . . perhaps?

The Rome fandom was just too toxic. :pensive:

That reason can be very true, :joy::joy::joy::joy:🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣