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Mar 19

Akala...

Crimes:
- murder
- rape
- attempted murder
- attempted rape
- incitement to commit mass murder and suicide
- false advertising

Defense:
- I didn't really do most of my crimes. It's idiots on their own free will who killed themselves and others. Its idiots who gave me legal rights to their minds, bodies, and souls. Besides, a demon has to eat. It's my nature to consume negative energy. How am I evil for following my nature? A lion is a carnivore. Is a lion evil?

Felix: Trespassing on private property while looking for missing brother
Bruno: Playing football
August: Heresy for speaking against the use of indulgences
William: Violating The Weight of Bread and Ale Act of 1266
Samuel: Road rage

ChiLiang:picking a foght with a deity, on his cell the phrase "The apple never fall too far from the tree"

Well, I have done something like a court scene:

That said, Aramis' crimes are yet to be revealed! He's spending a lot of effort keeping them under wraps:

Probably something embarrassing, though!

Oh, mine aren't in criminal court. It's a civil matter. To see who really does own neko N7337.

Detlef stole one page of a book about dating in a book store and
got sent to a high security prison for the crime

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that sounds very unreasonable. he should be fined the books cost + a ban from the book store.:joy:

His sentence is 15 years and it was his first crime :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

Well this literally happen to Mr. Patchez
He's the wrestling Champion of a popular wrestling show, he murdered the show's CEO Moulden.

Defence the news mentions, that the CEO was showing cannibalistic tendencies towards a female employee before Mr. Patchez killed him. :muscle:
His fans calling him a real hero for doin what he did!
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Evan Moriarty

Crime:
1. for littering
2. pissing off a building
3. wearing no pants in public
4. infecting and turning people into monsters

Footage of the pants less suspect doing his business in public, and vandalizing!

Defence:
1. Why look for a trashcan when the entire town is covered in trash and monster gook?!
2. That giant monster blob was blocking the path way and he needed to go. Plus he made a giant piss spear!
3. That monster pig ate his pants in the middle of his flash step :pig:
4. He didn't know people would turn into monsters if he walked up to them. Not his fault he had to slay them when they tried to eat him XD