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"We can't drag an unconscious officer through the front door," Vahn said. "I mean, we could. But we probably shouldn't."
Without missing a beat, he swung his leg towards his opponent but a fist connected with his foot, sending a burst of electricity through his body.
I pulled myself closer to the incessant fire, as if it could protect me from the forests titanic beasts. I closed my eyes trying not to feel as if the world was dragging me down into a dark malevolent pit which I could not crawl out of.
Im new to writing and I need people to tell me what's wrong
That was when I heard a cry that sounded like a horse giving birth followed shortly by the cracking of bone, and I felt the whip slacken.
There’s an old saying that bringing a woman aboard is bad luck... Cartilago’s men laughed at it, of course, but no superstition grows on bare ground, there’s always something that starts it. The old saying had a second part, lost in ages: “...because women can attract merfolk”. And if merfolk gets interested in your ship, it usually means you’re a dead man.
The cold kiss of the gravekeeper...
"Why did you call her a quote unquote, 'slimy bitch with a raging hate boner for me." I have some idea but please, do enlighten me."
“Then she is lying.” Iola’s eyes narrowed sharply.
For example, I don’t recommend dressing as a witch in 17th Century Massachusetts or as the Grim Reaper in a retirement home, vaguely pointing at a resident, going “You’re next, MeeMaw! Your $100 birthday check was three days too late!” making the orderlies escort you out and put you on a blacklist.
“I didn’t steal your shoe if that’s what you’re implying.”
“So it was the princess who... um, made the first move...”
I punch the left leg with my right fist, a blunt pain accrues as I strike at my left leg, then I see the right arm of the Yink. I get up again, demanding, “Get off me, you varmint!”.
The dress is ordered, I might be assassinated, and there will be cake! LOTS AND LOTS OF CAKE!
“Oh, yeah,” Arthur said. “He shot me in the side with a 9mm. She was pissed. It kinda ruined her favorite rug.”
"Do you think we could find a black widow and make it bite me and see what happens?"- It's in the Genes, "Spider Smoothies" episode
Disregard race, religion, culture, nationality. This is a story of technology, parenthood, and morality.
A story of love, choice, and death - the devil’s love triangle.
“We’ll see if you even survive the invasion. See ya.”
"Do you prefer Rowan's face or my own?" a stupid question.
Becoming The General's Wife
