Q: How come the little kid couldn't get into the movie theater to see the pirate movie?
A: It was rated Arrrr!
This one is kinda cute
Didn't understand at first but when I did it made me smile.
"I'm hungry.""Hi Hungry, I am Dad."
The classic dad joke xD
I probably heard these at least one time a week growing up.
Me: "Hey dad!"Dad: "Hay is for horses. And ewe is a sheep."
Me: "Well..."Dad: "Now that's a deep subject"
Always hold your head up high.Never look towards da feet.
A pun walks into a room and kills a bunch of people.
Pun in, ten dead.
The worst? Uh okay...A: I'm cumming, Daddy!B: Hey cumming, I'm Dad.
Why is this NOT the worst thing I've seen today. Came here for a good time. WHY?
Old, but gold XD
Why does a certain R&B singer smile when the moon comes up?........Because she's Gladys Knight.
I told this to some friends who are Veterinarian's..Even they didn't get it either until I spelled it out! XD
What did the buffalo say to his son when he went to go get milk?
Bison.
Heres a morbid one:
"Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?"..."He was dead."
There are things wrong with me.
Lol
What did Satan's girlfriend say after she broke up with him?........"666, that's all he ever thinks about!"
XD
