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Oct 2020

Why does a certain R&B singer smile when the moon comes up?
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Because she's Gladys Knight.

What did the buffalo say to his son when he went to go get milk?

Bison.

Heres a morbid one:

"Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?"
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"He was dead."

There are things wrong with me.

What did Satan's girlfriend say after she broke up with him?
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"666, that's all he ever thinks about!"

Not sure if this counts as joke at all and I'm kind of embarrassed that I thought of it (or perhaps someone else did, I wouldn't be surprised xD) but...

I was looking at the threads here and saw one titled "Elevator Pitch" and thought, "Why would anyone play baseball in an elevator?"

I'll go bury myself in the backyard now xD

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? Bob.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs overlooking the ocean? Cliff.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting in a hot dog bun? Frank.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting in a bathroom? John.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs standing up on stage? Mike.
What do you call two men with no arms and no legs holding up drapes? Kurt and Rod.
What do you call a woman with no arms and no legs in the month of December? Carol.

Hey @kitschensyngk, what do you call a blind deer with no eyes?

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You've got no-eyed deer.

What do you call a blind deer with no eyes and no legs?

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Still no-eyed deer

My best dad joke is also the most surreal.

We were having Christmas dinner together and were all disappointed by how corny the cracker jokes were, so he decided to start improv creating his own answers to the jokes! I can't remember them all but the one that stuck with me was:

Question: What do you call a gorilla with a machine gun?

(Dad) Answer: Happy!

Well, it made us laugh at the time! :joy:

Danny
Adrenaline Shots Comics
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1) “I want to thank the sidewalks for keeping me out of the streets.”
2) “Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be called bagels.”

"Knock knock"
"Who's there?"
"Doctor"
"Sigh... Doctor who?"
"Aah, you said it!"