Your worst dad jokes

[TheGentleArtist]

"Are you

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[akitsukino]

1) “I want to thank the sidewalks for keeping me out of the streets.”
2) “Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be called bagels.”

[Stargazer31]

"Knock knock"
"Who's there?"
"Doctor"
"Sigh... Doctor who?"
"Aah, you said it!"