Free food of any shape and form
to me it would be, therapy dogs and cats
Narrator kittens with the voice of Morgan Freeman.
24 hour mental stability.
affordable rent and free wifi
stable income and healthcare
Sign that reads "All student debts paid off in here"
For the kids obvious poison that LOOKS good to eat but is clearly advertised as poison so it turns into "forbidden fruit" that they all want to eat while recording themselves for youtube like the tidepod challange.
Free laptops and phones
A house made out of fidget spinners, minecraft and fortnite.
Free food, free wifi and a ps4 with the latest games like Dad of Boi, Stabby Hood Man: The beginning, Angry Demon Slaying Space Man and Robogos wanting to be real boys.
I dunno, free internet porn?
i kinda think candy still works for kids. i'll update the oven.
Fill the house with the dankest memes
Are you sure you're not the witch herself? 🤣
If that were the case, I'd rent out the whole thing
Heh, heh, build a house out of edginess. I like it.
Basically, you would build a house out of house. That actually makes a strange sense on multiple levels.
Nope, I just wanna stimulate people's imagination and creativity without worry about creating comics or novels.
This is possibly the best thread I've ever read on here.
I think just start vague rumors about it on social media and everyone will come.
