Corrupt-A-Wish!

[lilybugged]

Granted, but eventually the batman and robin voices get to you to the point that you commit suicide, and the effects of your wish are cancelled by way of a hidden clause in your system. Surprise!

I wish my cat would stop climbing on my keyboard goddamnit

[SirHellsir]

Granted, your cat now climbs on your monitor
I wish I was more motivated

[AshKetchup]

Granted, you are the most motivated person in the world... for 1 second and now you're lazy again.

I wish I had good luck for as long as I live.

[mariusthered]

granted: you will know a life time of luck, but everyone around you will have none at all and drive you potty moaning about how bad their luck is.

I wish for a new judge dredd movie

[sillydilly2002]

Granted, but it is only produced and sold in Tristan da Cunha.

I wish that the world is doomed for destruction and those who live are trapped in eternal madness of the great daedric lord sheogorath.

[AshKetchup]

Granted, but you have to finish EVERY quest in Skyrim in order for that to happen.

I wish for a sandwich.

[TomSawyer]

Granted, but your sandwich is disgusting

I wish, that my previous wish wasn't ignored
And that the same applications still were enabled

[lilybugged]

Granted, but your attempts at playing god fail miserably, and the effects wear off immediately.

I wish for Akamasuta to have a fish for a head (< u <

[TomSawyer]

...I'm still gonna call that a victory

Granted. my head is a fish

I wish @lilybugged was fish food

[maelstrom51210]

Granted. You get diarrhea from eating her.

I wish that I was the very best, like no one ever could.

[TomSawyer]

Granted. But your name is...
"http://s393.photobucket.com/user/Hazanko9/media/1223008414918.gif.html"

I wish for this to happen, an infinite amount of times. Until My wish is the best
1. Me: creates a wish
2. Person A: Tries to Corrupt Wish
3. Person B: Makes my wish better
4. Me: celebrates victory
5. ...repeat until everyone gives up

[AshKetchup]

Granted but everyone now can't follow any other orders except corrupting another wish.

I wish I had a delicious sandwich.

[sillydilly2002]

You Die from overeating all the sandwiches and no other sustainable foods.

I wish my virtual villagers stopped dying.

[Strontium]

Granted, but all the real life villagers in the world die in their place.

I wish sunscreen wasn't so oily.

[lorenu]

Granted, but now it has an unbearably disgusting smell, which attracts birds.

I wish I had a bike.

[sillydilly2002]

You get a bike, but you fall off onto an arrow and you can no longer ride it.

I wish I had 3 wishes.

[SirHellsir]

granted, but with each of them you lose the 3 most precious things in your life

I wish for a death star

[maelstrom51210]

Granted. "Death Star" is the name of the incredibly mediocre Death metal band that your parents hired to play at your birthday. At least it's better than clowns..?

I wish for a delicious salad.

[sillydilly2002]

You get the salad but it was the last meal of your measly life.

I wish for a official ship between Pixel and Gamercat.

[Doubtcent]

Granted, except it's rule 34 Fanfiction.

I wish I could eat sweets again without getting sick