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May 2016

Granted, but your sandwich is disgusting

I wish, that my previous wish wasn't ignored
And that the same applications still were enabled

Granted, but your attempts at playing god fail miserably, and the effects wear off immediately.

I wish for Akamasuta to have a fish for a head (< u <

Granted. You get diarrhea from eating her.

I wish that I was the very best, like no one ever could.

Granted. But your name is...
"http://s393.photobucket.com/user/Hazanko9/media/1223008414918.gif.html"

I wish for this to happen, an infinite amount of times. Until My wish is the best
1. Me: creates a wish
2. Person A: Tries to Corrupt Wish
3. Person B: Makes my wish better
4. Me: celebrates victory
5. ...repeat until everyone gives up

Granted but everyone now can't follow any other orders except corrupting another wish.

I wish I had a delicious sandwich.

You Die from overeating all the sandwiches and no other sustainable foods.

I wish my virtual villagers stopped dying.

Granted, but all the real life villagers in the world die in their place.

I wish sunscreen wasn't so oily.

Granted, but now it has an unbearably disgusting smell, which attracts birds.

I wish I had a bike.

You get a bike, but you fall off onto an arrow and you can no longer ride it.

I wish I had 3 wishes.

granted, but with each of them you lose the 3 most precious things in your life

I wish for a death star

Granted. "Death Star" is the name of the incredibly mediocre Death metal band that your parents hired to play at your birthday. At least it's better than clowns..?

I wish for a delicious salad.

You get the salad but it was the last meal of your measly life.

I wish for a official ship between Pixel and Gamercat.

Granted, except it's rule 34 Fanfiction.

I wish I could eat sweets again without getting sick

Granted. You got to eat all the sweets you want without getting sick, but instead, you got a heavy case of cavity and all your teeth are ruined.

I wish I have all the time in the world!

flash you are turned into a sloth so now time is a hell of a lot slower to you!

I wish i could stop burning pizza when i cook it.

Granted, but they were all dedicated to making Mario naked.

I wish for ice cream (It's hot down here!)

Granted but it's so hot that the ice cream melts instantly and falls to the ground.

I wish I had one delicious sandwich. (Gonna keep wishing for the same thing XD)

Granted, but that ONE sandwich was so delicious that after eating it your taste buds changed and no other kind of food could ever satisfy them anymore. Even your used to be favorite foods taste like dirt in your mouth.

I wish I can learn any other language in 1 night.