1) I swallowed my mother's gold locket as a child and I remember them calling 911 but nothing after that. I shat it out later.
2) I have a restraining order from my middle school, which I received in high school. Ten years later here I am living about 4 houses away from the middle school I have a restraining order from.
3) I'm allergic to fresh fruit.
4) At my friend's house, I was dicking around and slammed my nose into the endboard of his bed, I left a trail of blood like a horror movie into the bathroom and apparently I was white as a ghost and laughing like a maniac.
5) Whenever I see a baby or a small dog I want to pick it up and throw it like a football.