1. My grandparents kicked my family and I out of our own house (papers were in their name) yet they are not the worst side of the family. We've had to live with fellow church members, often with them taking advantage of us to get money and when they're done, kicking us out. Wash, rinse, repeat.
2. A few days before birth, I turned completely around in the womb. The doctors tried to get me to turn around but I wouldn't and they had to do a C-section or I (and/or mom) could've died. First thing the nurse said: I see a butt!
I came into the world butt first.
3. The other side of the family called child protective services because my aunt assumed my sister and I weren't being fed. (She's also an idiot)
4. I don't have friends I can visit because I move too much and I don't want to go through goodbyes.
5. The locals of my childhood city call it 'Murder Beach' now.
But after all that, I've got 9 cats and I'm a happy potato. Sort of.