Novel That Makes No Sense Out of Context

Erutaerc 2024-07-12 00:37:48 UTC #1

Find something that makes the least sense possible. The weirder the better!

Here's one from mine (I SWEAR this is NOT NSFW lol):

" Squinting my eyes furiously, I press the pick into the gelatinous film and breathe deeply. I feel a humid, warm gas crawl up my nostrils. As it passes into my mouth, the substance starts to thicken, thicken, and thicken! Suddenly, a toasty, bread-like batter is on my tongue, soft and slightly sweet... "

kyupol 2024-07-12 01:00:42 UTC #2

sophialyncoleman 2024-07-12 01:54:02 UTC #3

TEEHEE- I like this prompt. I got a lot of panels silly out of context. But I’ll just share this
This is the funniest joke I’ve ever made and no one laughed

AmysGames 2024-07-12 02:03:15 UTC #4

Hm, I think this is the best "no context" panel so far:

drewdoniger 2024-07-12 02:06:23 UTC #5

I swear Officer, it's not what you think

SirCoockie 2024-07-12 05:43:24 UTC #6

Erutaerc 2024-07-12 17:52:03 UTC #7

omg SO FUNNY this is so intriguing... Why is food being thrown? Why was mother kicked?? So many questions!!

SagaHolmgaard 2024-07-12 18:10:36 UTC #8

Lol it's fun to look back at my pages. I haven't updated this comic in years so I'm not gonna post a link here today :,)