Well, there's this weird gator-centaur-dino-something-something farmer lady, and this guy with the worst laugh imaginable, and they're both dealt a bad hand and stuff but they go on adventures with absolutely no idea what they're doing (in the sense of life direction, of course they know how to walk and talk, silly) - only things go wrong in ways YOU NEVER THOUGHT THEY COULD. Also, she's sort of fixated on making her own path to being a scholar, and he's got a thing for knives.