"...Dear Diary. Can't you see I'm in this miserable state? Due to the incident with my friend's Magical Canoe, I am bedridden in a full body cast...It mean's I'm not in the mood to record my thoughts. So please, come back later when I can move a hand or toe...Ah, Before you go, could you make me some tea? I need something strong. Chamomile with Spanish Gunpowder, with three drops of lemon. Not two drops, not four drops, but three. If you add five, I will pull on your rear end you little firefly............Wh..where are you going? The Kitchen is in the other direction!"
~~Titania, Fairy Queen of Alfheim