I LOVE THIS even in your dreams you're realising someone is flirting too late omg
Well the freakiest dream I had was a year or two ago where I was in a mall and saw that hitler was there in a school girl anime uniform and he was dating a bog monster lady who was half rotten.
That plot twist though, he just wanted some love x'D (I searched him up and he ain't that bad looking lolol)
How was NK like? hopefully it was a land of happiness and glitter and teddy bears :' D
It's the Magically Delicious School Bus (really hungry right now so I'm not really helping myself lmao)
That last dream sounds like a good story idea, though heaven sounds like a trippy place from how you described it x'D Hey at least you aren't burning in hell lol
oh my lord I laughed a little harder than I should and he has a date as rotten as his soul, hILTER SENPAI DESU DO YOU NAZI MY LUV :'(((
First off, WELCOME TO TAPASTIC!! I think I speak for everyone when I say we're super mega glad you've joined our ranks and can't wait to see you around. 
Next: I only remember like 2 or 3 dreams per year, and I've been having the same ones over and over for as long as I can remember. Also, they're all hyper violent and disturbing.
So! A sampling of the most recent ones:
☞ I wasn't in this dream. There was a pristine indoor marble pool. Instead of water, it was filled with the blood and feathers and chunks of fur. A beautiful woman did a perfect swan-dive in. The blood didn't ripple, and she never surfaced.
☞I was six or seven the first time I had this dream, and that's the age I am in it. My mother and I are at Wal-Mart, in the meat section. I'm looking at the clothing section, and that's when I see them— velociraptors, hiding in the clothes racks. I watch as they leap out at all the shoppers around me, silently drag them back behind the racks, and devour them.
☞A gang of old people tried to run over my students with an SUV so I tracked them down one-by-one and killed them very slowly by stabbing them in the spine with a knife sharpener. (I love my students, ok?)
☞And arguably the weirdest dream piece? There's this treehouse that recurs in many of my dreams. It's in the middle of a redwood forest, about the size of a trailer and built on top of four or five story tall poles. Whenever I run into this treehouse, I realize I'm in a dream and can control all the events of the dream. Sometimes I'll be running from monsters, sometimes I'll be chasing down bad guys, sometimes I'll just be walking through doors that all lead nowhere. I end up in this redwood forest, look up at the treehouse, and bam! I'm ready to become the dreamgod.
Hey there!
Most of my dreams are lucid dreams, still, I don´t like to interfere to see where it takes me.
All of my dreams are pretty bizarre. I mean, it´s nothing that would happen in the real life.
From being 30 cm tall, hunting or being hunted by ghosts or demons, exploring underwater cities, being in love with mythical creatures (We´re talking about a satyr or a mermaid here, not about sparkling vampires), running away from a cult or trying to kill a false pope.
Yeah. I sleep a lot.
Back in the first part of the last century, we had a small building in the back of our house in Dayton, Ohio.
I had a dream one night that I walked around the corner of it and a tall thin man in a black suit with a black hat was coming after me. That woke me up.
I also used to think there was someone living inside the space between my Dad's closet and my sister's closet. Later I measured it and it was only the width of the wall.
I also dreamed that I would grow up and marry a girl from the South Pacific names Pinsapple. Never forgot that one. Many yeasr later when I was 61 I married a girl from the Philippines. Her name doesn't mean Pineapple but the dream turned out half right. We are still married.
Ahh thank you so much! Everyone here has been friendly to me so far and it makes me happy <3 Those are some pretty gruesome dreams, I know some of my most disturbing/sad ones were when I was a toddler but nowadays my dreams are just weird or actually pretty nice, but not gonna lie the velociraptor one got me chuckling (I also find it admirable you love your students, I know some teachers I had that were just around to get paid lol)
Dreams tend to get pretty wild |'D I like the sound of escaping a cult and murder missions on a false pope, they sound crazy (like a lot of the dreams I've read so far lmao)
Wow I love those kind of prophetical dreams (well in this case somewhat prophetical xD), does she know about the dream?
- Me everyday /cries
- yES MEMES, I've never had a meme dream before but I want to someday :' D #memelordgoals
My most recent dream (last night) was very confusing and complicated, but in simplest terms it involved buying a cupcake from a small stand while going into a forest to buy an abandoned tractor, then going trick-or-treating and fighting for candy.
Buying a cupcake seemed normal enough, then came along these other crazy plot points /'D To be honest I would totally fight for my candy if it was a Jolly Rancher or something sour (but I'm really weak so I don't know how well it'll turn out haha)
I had a strange dream about 2 weeks ago:
I was outside during winter, there was nobody around and I was in the middle of a field, entirely covered with snow, it was 1 blank sheet where ever I was looking at. I felt the cold, I saw my breath.
I began to slowly start walking for a while, until I suddenly stopped. I looked at the snow in front of myself, I smiled and woke up with my face completely covered in tears.
I haven't had a single word or thought during my entire dream, only the sound of the wind and the snow that kept falling.
After that, I had a strange calm feeling for a week.
Oh, that's really beautiful ;v; I wonder what meaning it had? I've never experienced a dream like that but it sounds like you were in a nice mood after that
This isn't a weird dream exactly, but I just had it last night so while it's still fresh in my mind...
Basically a baby bear, like TINY, around the size of a water bottle came to my doorstep. It was cute, it didn't look like a realistic bear, it was a pretty animated looking one even though the surroundings weren't. I wanted to feed it some honey, so I went to grab it, but I was worried it was expired. But I was like meh, whatever, and fed it anyway. The bear liked it. So I ended up adopting the bear. The end.
I don't even know why a bear.