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Feb 2021

And here I thought Kung Fu Panda wouldn't have that until I saw some art a few years ago :weary:

It seems that in every fandom even though with the most Pgish shows or movies there will always be interesting fan art of that :tired_face:

A few years ago ****! Studios wanted me to draw a [redacted] comic for $30 a page. And when I told them I was too busy they asked if I’d draw a cover for $200 and I ended up saying no just because I was angry about their page rates.

Not the worst offer in the whole world but definitely the worst offer from an established company. 🤢

I spend way more time on flighty/eccentric client behavior than I do Rule 34 stuff.

One of the constant banes of my existence are NDAs. They're just not needed most the time...but this one particular time, the owner of a wig shop wanted me to paint a mural on her shop window and wanted me to sign an NDA... for a window facing a busy street.

Not sure if this is allowed per the purview of the topic, but this was a ridiculous request that I actually ended up doing, so if you are only looking for unfulfilled requests, feel free to skip :100:

Summary

A recent acquaintance (at the time, we're pretty good friends now) asked me to draw "Bidoof (from Pokemon) committing Tax Fraud", for free. I told him that I didn't do free work. He offered $1, I countered with $10, we met in the middle at $5 :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

Here was the piece. It wasn't originally supposed to be colored but I was jut getting into digital water color brushes so I added it of my own volition

A guy asked me to do all the pixel art for his indie game, along with digital full renderings of each character, all for the price of $40. I said no. He asked if doing it in black and white would make it cheaper. I said no. I imagine he still wanders the art forums looking for someone to draw for peanuts.

Hmm, probably wasn't really that wild(?) But More than a year ago I replied to a looking for commission comment on twitter (ahahaha) and then a few months back they finally reached out to me. IDK why that took them a year. So anyway, we talked, and the most weird thing is that they keep on emphasizing on their disability and How they're still a student of some great computer related uni and stuff and they keep on talking of how they love their fiancee. That emphasizes makes me feels weird, but we talked for some hours and I don't think much about it.

They want me to draw something with with him and his supposed 'fiancee' and I even got a pic of the fiancee. I still feels weird But at the end of the conversation we ain't going nowhere and since they hadn't contacted me since I don't think much about it since I thought they bailed, until they reached out to me again a month later.

So we talked again, discussing
this and that for the drawing they want, and they still emphasized about their disability, their education status and how they loves their fiancee. We still going nowhere after some hours like before, so the convo ended and I haven't heard from them since.

So I continued my life for some days and I suddenly thought, "hey, is this guy probs a scammer?" It took me that long to thought of it. (:з」∠)

So I guess to their twitter account and... Up, that's some weird statement they've been writing, but at least they're still gushing about their love to the fiancee.

...Yeah, well, I did reverse image search on that one pic they gave me and found out that it was a pic of a porn star. And they're married. So, uh. Yeah. I don't know just got creeped out. If they came to me and say, ey, draw me romantically with this porn star! I probably wont think much.

At this point I don't even know if they're a troll or someone with a disturbed mind.
;w;

(my memory wasn't the greatest so some some details might be wrong lol. I did post some sort of thread on twitter about this)

And anyway, I already have my price list presented to my possible clients most of the time and some that came to me with fetish comm were most of the nicest and polite person I get to talk to so I don't really have anything bad to say about it. XD

I was once offered to draw a tarot deck...for less than $100...with a two-month deadline.

Same. I have no clue who this/thing is

"Wonder Bread Man" who is this mysterious foe :thinking:

YOOO I don't know how to feel about clicking that link when you said that, is it anything that's like "What In The-." or " This Should Not Be On The Internet" ?

That’s what I’m thinking. I want to click on it out of curiosity, but I don’t want to see any NSFW stuff.

Yeah, my friend sent me a video about him once and she got a kick out of my reaction.

The fetish is weird as it is but....why WonderBread? It's not even good bread!

I never ran into anything NSFW when it came to seeing stuff about this...individual. If it were NSFW I would have put a warning :slight_smile:

Ah ok that's good :relieved:

My curiosity has been bugging me even since you've dropped that link in lol