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Feb 2021

Hmm, probably wasn't really that wild(?) But More than a year ago I replied to a looking for commission comment on twitter (ahahaha) and then a few months back they finally reached out to me. IDK why that took them a year. So anyway, we talked, and the most weird thing is that they keep on emphasizing on their disability and How they're still a student of some great computer related uni and stuff and they keep on talking of how they love their fiancee. That emphasizes makes me feels weird, but we talked for some hours and I don't think much about it.

They want me to draw something with with him and his supposed 'fiancee' and I even got a pic of the fiancee. I still feels weird But at the end of the conversation we ain't going nowhere and since they hadn't contacted me since I don't think much about it since I thought they bailed, until they reached out to me again a month later.

So we talked again, discussing
this and that for the drawing they want, and they still emphasized about their disability, their education status and how they loves their fiancee. We still going nowhere after some hours like before, so the convo ended and I haven't heard from them since.

So I continued my life for some days and I suddenly thought, "hey, is this guy probs a scammer?" It took me that long to thought of it. (:з」∠)

So I guess to their twitter account and... Up, that's some weird statement they've been writing, but at least they're still gushing about their love to the fiancee.

...Yeah, well, I did reverse image search on that one pic they gave me and found out that it was a pic of a porn star. And they're married. So, uh. Yeah. I don't know just got creeped out. If they came to me and say, ey, draw me romantically with this porn star! I probably wont think much.

At this point I don't even know if they're a troll or someone with a disturbed mind.
;w;

(my memory wasn't the greatest so some some details might be wrong lol. I did post some sort of thread on twitter about this)

And anyway, I already have my price list presented to my possible clients most of the time and some that came to me with fetish comm were most of the nicest and polite person I get to talk to so I don't really have anything bad to say about it. XD

I was once offered to draw a tarot deck...for less than $100...with a two-month deadline.

Same. I have no clue who this/thing is

"Wonder Bread Man" who is this mysterious foe :thinking:

YOOO I don't know how to feel about clicking that link when you said that, is it anything that's like "What In The-." or " This Should Not Be On The Internet" ?

That’s what I’m thinking. I want to click on it out of curiosity, but I don’t want to see any NSFW stuff.

Yeah, my friend sent me a video about him once and she got a kick out of my reaction.

The fetish is weird as it is but....why WonderBread? It's not even good bread!

I never ran into anything NSFW when it came to seeing stuff about this...individual. If it were NSFW I would have put a warning :slight_smile:

Ah ok that's good :relieved:

My curiosity has been bugging me even since you've dropped that link in lol

Yeah, I'll edit my post and put that it's SFW lol I'll be mindful of that in the future.

How could someone have a fetish of that and for white bread especially out of all the breads that guy could of chosen it was that kind of bread ... :tired_face:

That person has no taste in bread NO TASTE

The weirdest and creepiest I ever got was some dude messaging for a commission... But he wanted the commission to be selfies instead of my actual art. I had done one of those year-end art vs. artist things. Well, yeah. That made me never want to do it again lol.

Every time someone tells me they're writing a children's book, my spidey senses go off--evvvveryone who has seen a baby assumes they're easy to write and make which like...no man.

It's always hella dense with text too and it's like--this is for BABIES, man. BABIES.

That and when I'm like "no publisher will accept your manuscript if you are an unpublished author who's already "found" an illustrator. Your art director will find your illustrator." and they're like...yeah but won't the art help it stand out? and it's like "No! I literally majored in this, that's now how this works!"

My weirdest commission though was a hella great guy, and it was a masssive oil painting of him shirtless holding his mother's dog. It hangs above her fireplace.

@GamerPrincessXI So saddest story ever told, I lost my photo of the final product, but this is the part product

It is based on a photo, (the dog is fine, kinda looks like he's being choked out, but he was just being a wiggly weirdo) but maybe I'll find the final one day.

Also he is not nacked, he is wearing pants. Hard to tell in this picture hahaha

No, it was some goofy thing she copied off the internet... If I had signed it, it said I wouldn't be allowed to reveal it's existence for two years...a window that could easily be seen from a busy street. Lol.