When I worked briefly at a fuel station, a guy was flirting with me. After purchasing a lottery ticket, he said "If I win the jackpot, I'll take you out to dinner (winking)." All I could think of was "If you had a job, you could also afford to take me out to dinner."
I must be a bank robber because i want to steal your heart
"you know, my mama says i`m cool......you should totally trust her"
Someone on a dating app used a god awful one that went like...
"It says you like dolls, does that mean you are like a nesting doll, full of yourself."
This was them trying to be flirty
If you were a vegetable, you'd be a CUTE-cumber!
Are you French? Cause Ma-DAMN.
Когда говоришь деушке: "Какая ты красивая!", главное - правильно поставить ударение в первом слове.I'm sorry...
I am like a rubix cube. The more you play with me, the harder I get.
Not sure why you would have to put the emphasis on the first word, though.
Are you a computer programmer? Cuz you make me feel all GUI inside!
I need translation. Just wanna know.
When you tell a girl: "How beautiful you are." The most important thing is to put emphasis on the first word.
That is how I understood it. Correct me if I am wrong.
No. It's about the emphasis WITHIN the first word. It's just so stupid...
I am laughing. But I still don't get it
Someday...
It only works in Russian.
H̶e̶y̶ I̶'m̶ l̶o̶o̶k̶i̶n̶g̶ f̶o̶r̶ t̶r̶e̶a̶s̶u̶r̶e̶, c̶a̶n̶ I̶ l̶o̶o̶k̶ a̶r̶o̶u̶n̶d̶ y̶o̶u̶r̶ c̶h̶e̶s̶t̶?
That's 1000 times better that I had done.But I'm quite a character, so I was forgiven...
I just found out I have STD... Sexually transmitted desire
sit on my face i will tell you lies (this only works for Pinocchio)
