You are forever awake, but your muscles tire from never getting to rest during sleep so much that you must stop doing art, and besides all your best ideas came from dreams.
I wish I had a machine that could write down my thoughts.
Oh it writes down ALL your thoughts and publishes them in 100 languages and scatters them throughout the world. So you embark on a Dr. Frankenstein-like quest to save your most embarrassing thoughts from going global.
I wish for puppies.
Granted, but they're dead puppies. D:
I'd like some tea please
Here you go, but you're allergic to it and lose your voice... like, forever.
I wish to travel through time to the year 2525.
Granted, but the Morlocks eat you.
I wish for love and peace!
The world becomes allergic to love and peace, so everyone you know and love die as a result.
I wish for fish pie.
You get a three week old rotten fish served atop an unbaked pie crust.
I wish for a plush of the Geico gecko.
Your wish is granted, @joannekwan!
Unfortunately, it arrives from your local Taxidermist's office.
404 error wish not found.
I wish I could ride a lama.
You are arrested for jumping onto the Dalai Lama's back. If only you had added that extra L
I wish that Kanye wins the 2020 U.S. presidential election.
Kanye messes up the economy and starts World War III. Kim Jong goes full on with his missiles and the majority of Earth is left uninhabitable due to radioactive waste left from the bombs.
I wish I could be happy
You are only able to be happy, and are incapable of feeling anger, sadness, fear,ect. Without all these other emotions, your life becomes one long blob of blandness.
I wish for some tacos.
Tacos are consider an illegal substance and you are caught and imprisoned for 5-10 years for harboring too many tacos.
I wish for a new computer.
Congrats on your new Genisys computer. Genisys is Skynet and begins to wipe out humanity. Thanks, Allen...
I wish for a dragon that I can telepathically control so it won't harm me or others.
You get it but it's microscopic.
I wish for $100 for free.
Wish granted, It's handed to you in a plastic bag, shredded.
I wish for a backpack.
You get a backpack filled with gold but, it turns out that gold was stolen and you go to jail.
I wish for a "Get Out of Jail Free" card.
You're released from jail and you feel liberated. Unfortunately, you are murdered as you exit because you no longer had the protection of your cell walls.
I wish to have a bowl of soup.
You get a bowl of soup but it's so boiling hot you burn your tongue severely. You will need to go to he doctor's to get this checked up. Worst case scenario the tongue needs to come off.
I wish money could grow on trees.
Granted, but inflation becomes so bad that it's like 1920's Germany again.
I wish I didn't have these stupid migraines.
