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Sep 2015

Whales are not endangered anymore, but they overpopulate the oceans leaving them without food and dying anyway.

I wish to have the most delicious cake in the world

Granted, but it's made of people.

I wish I had more time o watch the movies I wan to watch.

You have all the time in the world to watch as many movies as you like but all the movies in the world have been destroyed by the new leader/overlord.

I wish that @jmhenry had a unicorn.... made of diamonds!!

It is... everything is, you can't tell what anything is because everything is the exact same shade of purple. All webcomics are coloured purple and the lines are coloured purple too, as are all text, speach bubbles and gutters.

I wish they would stop remaking so many films and cut down on the number of sequels coming out to film franchises long retired.

All remakes and sequels are not abolished. In other news the copyright laws are now very lax, so studios are making blatant rip-offs of old films and their sequels changing only names and locations. (Get ready for Marvel's Tarantula Boy 1,2 and 3)

I wish my town had a delivery fast food joint.

Due to the ease of access and low low prices, everyone engorges themselves with fast food and dies of clogged arteries.

I wish I was a humming bird.

Turnips are growing everywhere and now they out number water droplets 10 to 1.

I wish I was an inked pumpkin for Halloween.

You're so inked that you stain the porch of the person who carved you, and you are made into a pie as a result. I wish I were a fairy princess.

You become a fantastical fairy princess but you are captured by butterfly collectors.

I wish to be the sun.

21 days later

Your suffocated under a avalanche of wasabi tapes, you struggle to fight your way to the surface but the wasabies just keep multiplying, eventually it could spell the doom of humanity unless some way is found to stem the tide.
I wish for the ability to make 100 comic pages a week

your wish is granted but your made to make comics about politics you hate and start to hate art ...

I wish for 10% of the youth of everyone on this thread so i can be younger ghost

There's a sudden influx of young people on this thread and you revert to a zygote.

I wish I had faster internet with no data caps.

Granted, but your computer gets a horrible virus.

I wish I could do more for this Halloween.

You get bitten by a vampire so well you can do no more for Halloween ghost

I wish for beer

Your wish is granted and the ocean becomes beer. However everyone is intoxicated all the time and the world spirals into chaos.

I wish I was a famous webcomic artist.