Corrupt-A-Wish!

[ashriott]

Granted. You get to stuff your face with all your favourite foods, but two problems 1) You will never get the satisfaction of being full again. You are driven mad with your desire to find the right foods to satisfy your appetite, but to no avail. Which leads to 2) You eat and eat and eat until you become severely overweight that it's life threatening. Now driven to insanity and extremely rotund, who knows what ill fate lies ahead?

I wish I can go through life with ease without having to work.

[fishscribbles]

You're granted enough money to live the rest of your life with comfortably but one day you're caught on the wrong side of town and you're shot dead by a stray bullet.

I wish that it was night time forever so I may dance under the stars in eternal bliss.

[maelstrom51210]

Granted, but no one wants to dance with you, and you get tired.

I wish I could get a well paying job as soon as I graduate.

[mariusthered]

you get a well paid job, i hope the mascot costume is't too hot..

I wish for a ten minuet conversation with my younger self .... (he needs a boot in the butt)

[maelstrom51210]

Granted, but it's you when you were a fetus.

I wish it would stop raining already!

[BraveHeartTatsumaki]

Granted, now the days will be extremely hot

I wish a cookie

[fishscribbles]

You receive a cookie made from unicorn horns and it's poisonous.

I wish for my cat to be fluffier.

[YoungAdventurer]

Your cat is so fluffy that anyone who tries to cuddle him/her is inevitably suffocated. You may never stroke your cat again.
I wish I had an eternal supply of ice cream.

[chjio]

Done. Everything in this world is made out of ice cream.
Houses, cars, books, sand, toilet papers, shampoo, clothing, trees, anthills, hey did i mentioned ants?
...
Imma reverse the corruption;
I wish i'm poor and unsuccessful in life OTL

[laneord]

Your wish became a reality.

I wish I was a superhero

[mariusthered]

poof ! your become checkout boy!

I wish for a new computer

[maelstrom51210]

Granted, but it's HAL 9000.

I wish for candy.

[BraveHeartTatsumaki]

Granted, it is an extra sour lemon flavor.

I wish to get all the merchandings of all my favorite anime.

[fishscribbles]

You have all merchandise but there's alot of copies of each item. Items over flow in your home to the point where it's a fire hazard and you are evicted.

I wish for scripts to magically make themselves.

[voshxdaemon]

Scripts are written, but none of them are your own ideas, and they're always changing without notice. They're completely stubborn and unmanageable, and you can't even do anything with them, because if you don't follow them to the letter, they crumple up, implode, or spontaneously combust in a hissy-fit.

I wish I for cash to appear in my pocket to match my bill, when I pay for meals. I.E. large bills and exact change all in legal tender to whatever area I happen to be in, and in the case of restaurant dining? a 20% tip for the wait staff.

[Jacen]

Because matter can not be created, the money that you "generate" takes matter from its surroundings making you lose a chunk of your leg.

I wish that this wish was incorruptible.

[voshxdaemon]

*snaps fingers * Caught me on law of equivalency...

Then how about this? I wish that food was no longer a necessity for me. I can generate/absorb energy from an alternate source, that's safe for me and people around me, and eating just becomes a recreational activity for me.

[maelstrom51210]

Granted. You become a plant. More specifically, a Venus Flytrap owned by an Otis B. Dinkley as Pasadena, California, who enjoys putting his boogers in your trap.

I wish I could travel around the world.

[voshxdaemon]

Done. You travel the world at mach 18. Like, imagine mach 9 and double it. Your innards are squished, your bones crack, and you essentially become this flying blob of screaming tissue, racing around Earth's orbit for an eternity.

Maybe I'll go for something simple... I want roast beef on white bread, no extras and no substitutions.

[chjio]

Thus voshxdaemon and roast beef on white bread were happily married to each other.

Come to think of it, I want to eat roast beef on white bread, no extras and no substitutions.