Corrupt-A-Wish!

[Mocha]

Granted!~
Upon delivery, the Bugatti rolls off the delivery truck straight into your house, destroying an entire wall and at least two rooms. Turns out insurance doesn't cover expensive driverless sports cars randomly smashing into houses, so you are now in debt for quite some time.

I wish for the ability to corrupt wishes. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[lukas3]

Granted!

You wished for something that you already had so as a punishment for your stupidity, you are forced to eat mayonaise for the rest of the week.

I wish for a pet dragon...

[brown4life26]

Granted, but the dragon feeds off your happiness and requires a sacrifice of what you hold dear.

I wish i hadnt spilled some secrets.

[Mocha]

Your wish hath been granted sir~
Time goes backwards to the moment before spilling the secrets in question. You chose not to share these secrets, and now history as we know it has now completely changed. The world ends up collapsing into ruin. Thanks a lot.

Edit: Changed my wish
I wish for 2017 to be a great year. O u O

[Evan]

Granted, it is a great year to leave the world as it collapses into ruin, but you don't have the means to.

I wish for nothing.

[brown4life26]

And nothing you receive. The world is grateful but you never get a gift again. Thank you Evan.

I wish I could update my damn comic already.

[lukas3]

Granted! You update it, and everyone finds it terrible resulting in the biggest flame war of all time.

I wish someone would tell me why I don't get subscriber notifications anymore...

[maelstrom51210]

Granted. A person walks up to you and tells you it's because no one's subscribing sad face

I wish I could, I dunno. Get more sleep?

[Kimcchirific]

Granted. You got more sleep...actually an awfully long sleep. not in this dimension thou...by the time you wake up, you found yourself in your bed dressed in long pink gown and had just been kissed by a prince.

I wish that my tab pen's nib be cooperative and allow me to change them cuz gahd wai wunt yu come out nib? wai? lemme change u!!!

[Evan]

Granted, your tablet pen's nib cooperates and gets changed out, but then your tablet pen nib that you took out develops detachment issues and decides to take revenge on you for replacing it. While you sleep, it crawls into your bloodstream and causes a blood clot. You die and cannot draw anymore.

I wish for less wishes.

[tayo_rafferty]

That was epic!

blah blah 20 characters blah

[maelstrom51210]

404 error wish not found. Have you tried turning it off and then on again?

I wish all those ants would get out of my dorm! >:/

[lukas3]

Granted! They get out of your dorm and up yo' a$$ instead!

I wish to crack the CTC code.

[Evan]

You crack the CTC code... after 20 years. You wasted all that time.

I wish this wish wouldn't come true.

[brown4life26]

The wish that wouldnt come true did not, yet it seemed to change you. Growing ever so had in your mind until it was all you thought. What if...? You stand on your last day, none of your wises true anymore, because of this one.

I wish i could see with both eyes god damn it.

[lukas3]

Granted!

You see with both eyes! But all you see is the colour black...

I wish I could die...

[Mocha]

Well that got dark fast.
Granted!
You die!
......Buuuuuuuuuuuuut you get brought back as an undead vampire. So now you get to suffer for all of eternity!!! >:D

I wish I had enough free time to catch up on Jojo's Bizarre Adventure.

[Evan]

You lose your job, home, and everything in an unexplained accident. You now have the free time to catch up on Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, but not the means to.

I wish this wish would counteract my previous wish to make my wishes not come true.

[brown4life26]

You cannot make a wish. It wont come true.

I wish that @Evan can start wishing again.

[Mocha]

BOOM! Granted!

Evan can now make wishes again! But unfortunately his first wish is destruction upon the entire earth, so now everyone hates you for indirectly causing the apocalypse.

I wish the buses wouldn't be so full all the time.