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Nov 2015

The Sisters - Day old black coffee, Irish'd up with whatever is under the sink in desperation in a dixie cup. Served with a chaser of boxed wine in a "Joe Cool" novelty mug. Goes down rough and gritty, like a spider crawling under your upper lip. The coffee grounds stick to the tongue like a rancid oyster, and scraping it off is like experiencing the whole terrible choice all over again.

The drink of someone who is looking to indulge their casual alcoholism while telling anyone else at the bar that there's no chance of a hook-up unless you want it to end in tragedy.

a glass half full of water!

or is it half empty?

oh no~ i seem to have made a paradox

oh nooooooooo~

Since my strip The Working Stiff1 is about A sentient zombie holding down an office job in New York City, because "even the dead have to make a living", I'd say its a White Russian made with curdled milk.

Osca is that magic mystery juice you get from Shamans...what do they put in there? Who knows! but find out...if you dare wink

DC Is like... if you were to drink some squirty-cheese you found in the fridge... you know you shouldn't... .but you drink it anyways. stuck_out_tongue

West1 is a pint of Guinness because it's extra cold, smooth as silk, and best enjoyed at a leisurely pace.

1 month later

Jonny Web Series: A green smoothie made from two completely different beverages. It will give you a burst of energy and have you running up walls. Caution: May distort sense of reality.

Valve Web Series: A banana/cherry mixed soda that glows blue in the dark. It's a drink that will keep you safe from those dastardly shadows at night.

I'd like to think The Little Things would be a small Honeydew bubble tea. It has a gentle and subtle sweet taste with just an equally gentle and sweet spring green color all to be refreshing with bubbles as a fun surprise once in a while. :]

Oh it should have a bow on the top haha.

Robo Hole is probs like a pineapple soda. its sweet but weird and kinda exciting. like what is this drink? i like pineapples and i like soda but whats going on here in this can? i guess we'll find out here we gooo