For me, my writing style usually goes as such:
"Sometimes, I reckon if we're EVER gonna get outta here..." / "Sometimes I reckon if foxy boy's got a screw loose in his head... heh heh heh."
"In times of struggle and stress, the four friends found themselves in quite a dire predicament. As if they couldn't get any worse..."
"WHAT?!?! You think I LIKE being stuck in this wall? You think I don't know how it feels to be free like you invalids? I have my squanders and dreams too, but I guess we AALLLL can't be superb can't we!! It's not my choice to get out of here!!! IT'S MY FUUNNNCCCTIIOOOOOOOONNNNNN!!!!!!!"
"Big brother.... where's home...?" / "Home's gone son...." he sighed as all his emotions fell to a whimper, "Home's gone..."
"C'mon, bestie! We're gonna to be late to the party!" / "I keep tellin' you....!! I! DON'T! GO! TO! PARTIES!!!!!"
"Mwahahahahahahahahahahaaaaahhhhh!!! AAaahhhh-HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA HA! HAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!"
'Yes! The crystal is MINE!" .... "ACK! Stay back, you weak minded fool! Avert your gaze or you'll go CRYSTAL CRRAAAAZZZZYYYYY!!!!"