Do you have a stupid cat? Need your help to my novel

[Larslaustsen]

Hey, all I am the writer of a novel with Catmens. It is a world full of cats... Of course.
I have a shout out before for some ideas to my novel and I do it again now.

I NEED STUPID CATS!

Do you have a tell or pictures or videos of a cat, maybe your own cat? Do the cat doing something when you say... Uh, Stupid cat... Then show it to the world here and help me to continue building my novel.

(If you will see my novel, the link is on my bio)
You also welcome to look at my: Youtube trailer video here

[WolfUnderTheMoon89]

I don't have video of it, but my cat stumbles from chairs when being asleep, falls out of the couch, and when jumping 60% of the times she misses.

When catching flies, she just headbuts closets or tables or walls.... Or crashes down.

I don't have a smart cat.

[Larslaustsen]

So Cats or Catmen sleep overall the place, some only on a beam with only one paw left to not falling down.

Indeed I can use that idea.

A jumping cat that is funny every time.

A cat that trying to catch something all the time but never get it... That I can use too... Thanks, @WolfUnderTheMoon89

[KillianRain]

My wife and I have a cat (a Ragdoll) that usually do some silly things:

• sometimes he licks his mane (his beard) and gets his fur stuck on his teeth;
• sometimes he gets irritated out of nowhere, opening his eyes wide and tilting his head to one side and another, like he's "seeing ghosts" everywhere;
• sometimes he rubs his mouth/snout against the object I'm interacting with (like my laptop), as there is a chance that he bites it or push it over;
• sometimes he steps on a toy with his four paws, then falls beside it while grabbing it as he kicks it.
• If I'm asleep, he gives me a headbutt right in the face to wake me up, and then he goes to sleep.

Man, there is so much funny stuff you can put on a comic with cats that it's just endless.

Or my cat is just possessed by some ancient demon ready to take my body as I sleep.

Welp.

[magnavarra]

my cat sit into packege and RUN while still in packege across the flat back and forth.

[Maps]

My cat gets her claws stuck in the screens of windows and stares at me to help her resolve that problem.

She also likes to hook her foot and dip it into water cups and drink the water off her paw. She won't stop until she knocks the cup over.

[kmlangleyauthor]

When I moved in with my SO, my 18lb cat (who is a super chill tuxedo) was not taking any crap from the new, 8 month old kitten (who thought he ruled the place). So, one day, after the kitten “attacks,” trying to assert his dominance yet again, my big cat just... sat on him they’re great buddies now

[sii]

My cat is pretty dumb and I remind him daily.

Whenever he goes to his litter box he always look really mad, like he's wondering why he even has to use it in the first place.

He likes to lay in the middle of walkways and will not move out of the way for anyone. I like to mess with him by sliding him around with my foot until he gets annoyed.

I've watched him jump at our screendoor because there were some birds sitting outside. He face planted it, waited 5 minutes and did it again.

He bullies our dogs and will actively try to steal their treats even though he's the smallest one in the house.

He doesn't know how to play hide and seek. His whole body will be sticking out around a corner but his face will be the only part of him half hiding. Think of Chopper from One Piece when he gets embarrassed.

[colorgoat]

My cat tends to get his claws stuck in the carpet/couch/screen door and act casual as if pretending he's not stuck.

This isn't dumb, but very silly: he also likes to lie in the middle of the room and roll around all cute when we have company over. He likes attention.

[amortelito]

My Canon was very smart. He was more evil and grumpy than dumb. But I always found hilarious that he couldn't recognize my brother when he came back from traveling.
-Who is that man?
-That's our brother.
-Nah!!! Why is he moving in??
-He lives here!!
-Nahhh. He is a stranger I have never seen before.

[foxnflames]

-One cat likes to roam in the chimney
-One cat will literally paw you in the face until you wake up in the morning for breakfast
-One cat likes to steal food off your plate
-one cat likes to sit on your chest as close to your face as possible and knead as hard as possible (not to mentions she’s like 15 lbs)
-pawing cat also likes to get on the top shelf of the closet then cry because he can’t get down
-food thief is the house bully but is scared of thunder
-chimney player likes to open your door, stare then run off
-fatty is scared of Christmas trees

[Freemints30]

-My cat likes to lie down on the paper or book I reading suddenly. Like Im reading on my bed and suddenly she walks up and lies down on it and just stares at me. Like what.

-I had a cat that ran off to my neighbors next door and to beg for food and couldn't get home. It was right across the street.

[Kura]

My mom's cat basically with everything but especially things that are new, or expensive, or will make a mess for us to clean up.

She also does this thing, where if she finds a dog that is sleeping, run up the them purring and roll all over their faces, and lick their ears, and roll on her belly and purr at them, and then all of a sudden scream at the top of her lungs and smack the shit out of them because the dog is near her and how dare. Then go back to rubbing against them and purring because she loves dogs again??

2 of ours dogs have learned to deal with this and just let it happen, the other (a Rottweiler) is terrified of the cat and bolts out whenever the cat gets to close.

[CloudyMagpie]

My cat refuses to eat anything that other cats find tasty. he will sniff wet food but won't eat it. he never steals from my plate and the only thing he likes to eat is his kibble. How does this make him stupid, you ask? sounds like a well behaved cat, you say? This boy, who will not touch stinky tuna, or demand little a salami...LOVES.. eating. tape. anything adhesive, he goes crazy and starts to lick it and chew on it, and when I take it away, he runs after it in search of more tape. tape from delivery box, lint rollers, scotch tape, washi tape. TAPE!

[rajillustration]

I had two cats--one was smart and one was very very stupid. They hated each other. My smart cat used to stand at the edge of the pool and pretend that it didn't see the stupid one as it stalked her. Then, once the stupid one had gone full sprint, the smarter would walk delicately to the side, leading my most stupid of cats headfirst into the water, where it would howl in rage, while the smart cat walked away.

this happened multiple times.

[rajillustration]

Cats are so weird about food! I had a cat that was obsessed with ear wax and would just...smell your ears all freaken day to get a sniff of that good stuff, it was such a weirdo.

[Cavechan]

Reminds me a bit of my cat but yours sounds much worse. XD My kitty eats kibble and wet food but he has no interest in human food. I've tried to give him rotisserie chicken and he won't eat it. He did eat some tuna though!

It's weird being able to leave a plate out if I go to the bathroom because the cats I had before were the complete opposite. Even if the dish was right in front of me, they would stick their heads in my glass or whatever. One time a friend came over with a burger king burger and while she ate it, she gave a small bite to my cat. Then when she tried to take the wrapper away, he growled at her. XD

My cats have never really done much stupid stuff though outside of the normal trying to jump on a counter, realizing they just jumped on to a bunch of papers, falls right back onto the floor and tries to walk away like it never happened.

[Larslaustsen]

It is a novel I am writing, here is idea from your cat:

I going down the main street and pass a fellow Catmen "Do you see this?" He ask me and look all over the please with a strange look. I look around and do not see anything, I puch my forward and thinking... Supid cat

Suddenly a Kitty run in front of me and jumps on a little ball with all four paws and rolls around right down to the river... Supid cat

Thanks @KillianRain for the ideas

[KillianRain]

Sounds quite nice. That would make me laugh since I can relate to it.

[Larslaustsen]

Your idea to the novel:

I look down at a back ally and seen a stupid cat sleeps in a package suddenly at bird land on him and he runs around still with the package over him so hi hits the walls many times.

Thanks @magnavarra for the idea