Do you have a stupid cat? Need your help to my novel

[Freemints30]

-My cat likes to lie down on the paper or book I reading suddenly. Like Im reading on my bed and suddenly she walks up and lies down on it and just stares at me. Like what.

-I had a cat that ran off to my neighbors next door and to beg for food and couldn't get home. It was right across the street.

[Kura]

My mom's cat basically with everything but especially things that are new, or expensive, or will make a mess for us to clean up.

She also does this thing, where if she finds a dog that is sleeping, run up the them purring and roll all over their faces, and lick their ears, and roll on her belly and purr at them, and then all of a sudden scream at the top of her lungs and smack the shit out of them because the dog is near her and how dare. Then go back to rubbing against them and purring because she loves dogs again??

2 of ours dogs have learned to deal with this and just let it happen, the other (a Rottweiler) is terrified of the cat and bolts out whenever the cat gets to close.

[CloudyMagpie]

My cat refuses to eat anything that other cats find tasty. he will sniff wet food but won't eat it. he never steals from my plate and the only thing he likes to eat is his kibble. How does this make him stupid, you ask? sounds like a well behaved cat, you say? This boy, who will not touch stinky tuna, or demand little a salami...LOVES.. eating. tape. anything adhesive, he goes crazy and starts to lick it and chew on it, and when I take it away, he runs after it in search of more tape. tape from delivery box, lint rollers, scotch tape, washi tape. TAPE!

[rajillustration]

I had two cats--one was smart and one was very very stupid. They hated each other. My smart cat used to stand at the edge of the pool and pretend that it didn't see the stupid one as it stalked her. Then, once the stupid one had gone full sprint, the smarter would walk delicately to the side, leading my most stupid of cats headfirst into the water, where it would howl in rage, while the smart cat walked away.

this happened multiple times.

[rajillustration]

Cats are so weird about food! I had a cat that was obsessed with ear wax and would just...smell your ears all freaken day to get a sniff of that good stuff, it was such a weirdo.

[Cavechan]

Reminds me a bit of my cat but yours sounds much worse. XD My kitty eats kibble and wet food but he has no interest in human food. I've tried to give him rotisserie chicken and he won't eat it. He did eat some tuna though!

It's weird being able to leave a plate out if I go to the bathroom because the cats I had before were the complete opposite. Even if the dish was right in front of me, they would stick their heads in my glass or whatever. One time a friend came over with a burger king burger and while she ate it, she gave a small bite to my cat. Then when she tried to take the wrapper away, he growled at her. XD

My cats have never really done much stupid stuff though outside of the normal trying to jump on a counter, realizing they just jumped on to a bunch of papers, falls right back onto the floor and tries to walk away like it never happened.

[Larslaustsen]

It is a novel I am writing, here is idea from your cat:

I going down the main street and pass a fellow Catmen "Do you see this?" He ask me and look all over the please with a strange look. I look around and do not see anything, I puch my forward and thinking... Supid cat

Suddenly a Kitty run in front of me and jumps on a little ball with all four paws and rolls around right down to the river... Supid cat

Thanks @KillianRain for the ideas

[KillianRain]

Sounds quite nice. That would make me laugh since I can relate to it.

[Larslaustsen]

Your idea to the novel:

I look down at a back ally and seen a stupid cat sleeps in a package suddenly at bird land on him and he runs around still with the package over him so hi hits the walls many times.

Thanks @magnavarra for the idea

[Larslaustsen]

Your idea to my novel:

In the milkbar I sit with my bowls of blue milk, then from the left a Catfemale comes also with a blue milk "Drink with your paw and let us see who that be finish first" then she begins...

One the road to my friends house I see on a other house a Cat is stock on the window, "we need to help the cat" I say but my friend just moving on "no no it doing that every day... Stupid cat"

Thanks @Maps for the idea

[Larslaustsen]

Your idea to my novel:

(The rich cat lives on houses with a small river around where they put in they smell to dominate their land.)
I shall just pass the rich houses but my eyes are stuck on a strange fellow that goes on all four up to one of the small rivers and put in some smelling elixir, maybe to take over the place. But out from the house on big fat Catmale jumps out "what are you doing!" The strange fellow is not quick so the fat cat sits on him. Then I move on and wonder how long he will sit on him.

Thanks @kmlangleyauthor for the idea

[kmlangleyauthor]

Love it! That’s highly entertaining

[Larslaustsen]

Here your idea to my novel:

"Run!" I shout as something is after us, but right on the street I almost falls over a sleeping Catmale, lines middle if the street. My Sorceress reflect do I pass him and shout back to him "Stupid cat"

We walk and pass many house but one of them I here some mijow inside and see some normal Cats jumps into the windows. "What are they doing?" I ask while my companies say "every day there trying to catch the birds out side while there are inside"
Supid cats

@sii thanks for the idea

[Larslaustsen]

Claws stock into anything!
I have to remember that.

Thanks @colorgoat

[Larslaustsen]

A Catmen that doesn't remember everything, that can be funny indeed.

@amortelito thanks for the idea

[Larslaustsen]

Your idea to my novel:

When I pass the market I note a Catmale just take some food for a shop and run away. He not just run away but run-up. There is more house and beams to jump at the way up. I come closer to him as I am curious. The owner of the shop shout to him "You have to pearl me for that" He shouted back "I can not come down"
Then I said, "stupid cat" I maybe need to help him down...

Thanks, @foxnflames for the idea

[Larslaustsen]

Your idea to my novel.

I see a cat in the window, it lie a pile of books and clean up the paws. It doesn't care in fall into the room but when I ask it "Whmo marme mymomu?"
It get so much surprise then it falls down and land on all four.

Thanks @Freemints30 for the idea.
(This will maybe come in Part.2 episode 1)

[VM-VM-VM]

I have arrived. Let me get you the goods.

[Larslaustsen]

Hit me with stupid cats

[Max-Kun]

my brother's cat chases his tail. he also climbs up window frames and then realises he can't get back down.