Do you have a stupid cat? Need your help to my novel

[Larslaustsen]

Your idea to my novel:

In the milkbar I sit with my bowls of blue milk, then from the left a Catfemale comes also with a blue milk "Drink with your paw and let us see who that be finish first" then she begins...

One the road to my friends house I see on a other house a Cat is stock on the window, "we need to help the cat" I say but my friend just moving on "no no it doing that every day... Stupid cat"

Thanks @Maps for the idea

[Larslaustsen]

Your idea to my novel:

(The rich cat lives on houses with a small river around where they put in they smell to dominate their land.)
I shall just pass the rich houses but my eyes are stuck on a strange fellow that goes on all four up to one of the small rivers and put in some smelling elixir, maybe to take over the place. But out from the house on big fat Catmale jumps out "what are you doing!" The strange fellow is not quick so the fat cat sits on him. Then I move on and wonder how long he will sit on him.

Thanks @kmlangleyauthor for the idea

[kmlangleyauthor]

Love it! That’s highly entertaining

[Larslaustsen]

Here your idea to my novel:

"Run!" I shout as something is after us, but right on the street I almost falls over a sleeping Catmale, lines middle if the street. My Sorceress reflect do I pass him and shout back to him "Stupid cat"

We walk and pass many house but one of them I here some mijow inside and see some normal Cats jumps into the windows. "What are they doing?" I ask while my companies say "every day there trying to catch the birds out side while there are inside"
Supid cats

@sii thanks for the idea

[Larslaustsen]

Claws stock into anything!
I have to remember that.

Thanks @colorgoat

[Larslaustsen]

A Catmen that doesn't remember everything, that can be funny indeed.

@amortelito thanks for the idea

[Larslaustsen]

Your idea to my novel:

When I pass the market I note a Catmale just take some food for a shop and run away. He not just run away but run-up. There is more house and beams to jump at the way up. I come closer to him as I am curious. The owner of the shop shout to him "You have to pearl me for that" He shouted back "I can not come down"
Then I said, "stupid cat" I maybe need to help him down...

Thanks, @foxnflames for the idea

[Larslaustsen]

Your idea to my novel.

I see a cat in the window, it lie a pile of books and clean up the paws. It doesn't care in fall into the room but when I ask it "Whmo marme mymomu?"
It get so much surprise then it falls down and land on all four.

Thanks @Freemints30 for the idea.
(This will maybe come in Part.2 episode 1)

[VM-VM-VM]

I have arrived. Let me get you the goods.

[Larslaustsen]

Hit me with stupid cats

[Max-Kun]

my brother's cat chases his tail. he also climbs up window frames and then realises he can't get back down.

[Kiweevil]

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This is my cat hiding from me in plain sight.

[Larslaustsen]

A sleeping Catmen on the Street... Note taken

Thanks @Kura

[Larslaustsen]

It gave me a idea of two Catmen guards one clever and the other us not.

And so you also have a Catmen there love ear wax, that is so stupid... Thanks @rajillustration