Funniest comments you've received?

[hades]

We've had threads on good and bad comments...how about the funniest?

<3

[Michelle]

Probably when someone expressed disappointment towards an episode because my male protag didn't take off his clothes. >__>

(I am always entertained by people crushing on the characters, haha)

[MidZM]

My favorite funny comment has to be this one:

"96000 peple are dead - "I'm fucking flying!! ""

(In context the character was talking about the death toll from the "urge" was 96k and then a flash back occurs of the night after the incident, before the death toll was announced, and the character was extremely excited to discover his armor could fly)

[Evan]

I don't receive too many comments so it's either:
"Carl picks up black holes like one would pick up abandoned cats" from this comic.
or
"The restaurant only started getting weird because they ran out of goddamn chicken" from this one in reference to this earlier comic.

[Alamino]

My funnies comment came from SmackJeeves:
'Poor Grey here he is all ready to ascend to his drama queen throne and nobly declare his freedom from the oppressive and outdated prejudices of the parental generation and instead he gets the devastating mom look of patronizing bemused tolerance. A criminal waste of grade 'A' youth angst right there.'
XD I actually had to draw a picture for this comment it was so good

[noctuidae]

My comic has been pretty emotionally subdued so far, slightly off-kilter, fraught with sad children and a pair of unlucky orphans, so i couldn't help but chuckle when one of the readers just said, "Sure kid, sleep at their house and shit on their cooking skills"

[eleoza]

Oh so many comments have made me laugh ^^ I think this is the latest

[AnnaLandin]

Well, on one page (I can't find which now! >.<), my readers started "singing" an adapted version of Bohemian Rhapsody, changing words to fit my comic, in a collaborative little comment-thread that makes me giggle every time someone adds to it.

Also, the first time I introduced Wen, three readers had the following conversation:

1 Whoa, those are some nice thighs o///o

2 she could crush my head with her legs and I would die happy

3 That's a very strange and specific fetish, but I don't disapprove.

and while sex-related comments often make me uncomfortable (hi, I'm on the ace-spectrum), this one just made me laugh. XD

[Zanreo]

On comicfury, I got this comment on the ESRB and Atlus comic, from a guest poster named ESRB:

"I love my sexy good looks"

[indagold]

Someone just posted a comment with "please be dead" repeated over and over again with a villain character i'm always used to people fangirling, shipping and obsessing over. Made me laugh out loud.

[azureXtwilight]

My favorite one comes from @Greg_Dickson:

Also this one cracked me to no end in a NSFW page

[respheal]

Off the top of my head:

and on this page

[Chopythes]

My readers are just the best there is, almost on every single episode I've uploaded I get HILARIOUS comments <3
(I print screen the best ones and keep them in a special folder <3)

But the best one I got, were on Heritage

it still makes me laugh something incredible <3

[Greg_Dickson]

Lol, I'm glad I could entertain!

[candaceandco]

Here's one I got for my cartoon, Candace 'n' Company:

Ha i find these comics very entertaining! I especially like how you've incorporated the simplicity of the cabbage AND both belts to allow the viewer to enjoy it through and through.very good.

The nut job who wrote that is my brother!

[Erena]

Someone left this comment on my comic, Graduation:

when tim and Johnny were born, their parents, seeing their severely deformed bodies knew, deep in their heart, that they would be minor characters.

[WakaXO]

This is probably the comment that made me laugh the longest, @JessJackdaw leaves the best comments! XD

(I also like this one )

[TonyEsp]

well I don't receive a lot of comment, but I do receive way to many message, for some reason a lot of people think i'm a girl i don't know why? even my profile pic is a man wearing a mask ,so my funniest message is always something like (im gonna f*ck you so hard that im gonna break you're legs) or (i want to suck on those T1TS baby) my favorite is ( hey girl are you single), can you see any female aspect in this picture?

[JessJackdaw]

2 she could crush my head with her legs and I would die happy

I'm pretty sure that's a reference to Street Fighters Zangief character quote,"Crush man's head like sparrow's egg between my thighs." Still a weird thing to say.

@WakaXO Aww, thanks, man! ;u;

[HVOICE]

My funniest comments are always have to do with shipping my main characters XD it's a romance, so naturally everyone wants them to end up together, but damn these comments can be over the top sometimes. They always give me a good laugh! I get the BEST ones whenever something "ship worthy" happens in the comic.

"THE SHIP IS BUILT I REPEAT THE SHIP IS BUILT!!! WHO'S COMING????"
"CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVEEEE TOOONNNIIIIIGGHHHHHTTTTT "
"YOU HAD ME SCREAMING LIKE (pRETTy sure my neighbors would like to beat me up for that))
"VIOLENT SCREECHING YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSS <333"