Getting medieval with promos

DiegoPalacios 2021-07-01 17:39:53 UTC #1

Greetings peasants and royalty!. Today's thread shall be themed about medieval times....

Thy rules shall be obeyed if you desire to not make a bufoon of yourself....or be excecuted.

1-You tales shall stay to the theme's thread. Medieval settings and fantasy is preferred, but an urban fantasy with medieval influence shall be welcome too.

2-Ye olde butcheree english is optional but highly encouraged, and pleases your humble host.

3-Off topic and lack of commitment with the theme shall face a public excecution....

4-Questions shall be gladly answered

5-Please enjoy your stay

That being said, allow me to introduce my work:

A retelling of a story as old as time, but told in a wild and unexpected way.....my way

surenlicious 2021-07-01 18:30:43 UTC #2

Be there a fair knight who might read the story of a sorrowful princess, who seeks the power to undo the mental torment of her people? It would please this ol' maiden deeply if someone with a stout heart would pick up my ancient scriptures and read a tale of secrets and much sorrow.

TunaPrincess 2021-07-01 19:13:14 UTC #3

I ask thee, does dost thou take enjoyment from worlds suffering under the treacherous tyranny of demons and other foul beasts? HARK! By pressing thine mouse over magical text of blue, thou wilt be transported to such a tale.
Dost thou take enjoyment from canine companions! HARK! Press thine mouse over magical text!

Swords! Valour! Creeping dread!

Ranty-cat 2021-07-01 19:20:37 UTC #4

Me libban for archaic settings.

KhanSpring 2021-07-01 19:24:07 UTC #5

Ridding on the swift wind, I humbly bring thou a greeting from the lands of Suntolia, where the just and fair tzar Vulchan rules. He bids thou wishes of prosperity and good health and most generously invites thou with good intentions on a visit to our land, known for its bewitching beauty.

Kuma 2021-07-01 19:33:27 UTC #6

Mine own novel is hath called Centris, a tale of two men, yond art unwillingly draft'd into a conflict between two factions of noblefellows. Political intrigue, thrilling action, and deep character studies art the stout points of the story

rambog 2021-07-01 19:39:02 UTC #7

https://tapas.io/series/Seen-from-Shadow
There it is, I hope you enjoy it

lumisullivan 2021-07-01 19:47:10 UTC #8

Hear ye, hear ye!
Hither's my novel "A Fool's Wish" to summarizeth t's about a wench that maketh a dealeth with the devil to gain magical pow'r and rewind timeth and cease the death of that lady childhood friend.

Readeth and subscribe if 't be true thee like it!

Scarlet_Cryptid 2021-07-01 19:59:46 UTC #9

Dost thou long for adventure? Hast thou ever felt like a misfit in thy own village? Wouldst thou like to read about a pair of misfits from one of the fairer races (elves!) who seek out their fortunes on the road, and gain notoriety worthy of bardic song? Prithee indulge in my humble tale, illuminated with humble ink-filled pens, rather than sorcerous tablets of light!

BOMB 2021-07-01 20:01:59 UTC #10

DiegoPalacios 2021-07-05 21:21:59 UTC #11

Will take this chance to recommend an amazing comic that fits perfectly the spirit of this thread

FafasMcMelt 2021-07-06 00:56:41 UTC #12

Avert thine eyes, oh faint of heart, lest ye become enthralled by the siren's spell. You enter a world of awe and wonder, but remeber this: bright lights cast long shadows, and long shadows hide dark things.

(I know that's not even oldish english, but cut me some slack I'm dumb)

DiegoPalacios 2021-07-06 01:01:43 UTC #13

thou shall not worry, it was "optional but recomendable", therefore you shall not be excecuted