I'm drunk and bored. Let's write some haikus together.
Each butt is unique.Some have powerful sphincters.Butts are kind of weird.
McDonalds is goodEven if their potatosMay give you cancer
I love dogs so muchCats and snakes are just fine tooYes, yes, animals
Butts are fantastic.The cheeks help cushion your fallAnd are fun to spank.
Five syllables here,And seven syllables here,This makes a haiku.
Whoop de freaking doo,Would you look at that poem,Now aren't I fancy.
haikus are kinda cool,but sometimes they don't make sense.refrigerator.
snow falls and burns me,nothing will grow here againnuclear winter.
@Cielle
Those went from zeroto one hundred really fast.Jesus fuggin Christ.
The teachersWill crack any minute,Purple monkey dishwasher.
Uh, Vermilion....?I'm pretty sure that's not how- -Er, well, never mind...
On the couch I sitReading your haikus this eveI procrastinate
Haha, I really had no idea what I was doing, just ignore me. XP
What the god damn christI can't stop playing this gameStardew Valley, fuck!
He's insensitive,A detached observer yet,He cured autism.
What if alienspoop from the palms of their hands?That could be messy.
Writing a HaikuIsn't really hard to doSee I just did one
Friggin' appendixes....Causing sudden pain and shiz...Stop being jerkwads.
starve the beast insidethen raise it back from the deadkill the beast again
I am really sadI got no likes on twitterI'll just post again
the way of the catis to be a jerk oftenbut nice quite seldom
in Februaryi signed up to tapasticit was a great choice
if i count to fiveit would not be enough timeto calm down from life
I-I'm not doing thisBecause, because I-I like y-youOr s-something, baka!
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I have got homeworkLots, lots, and lots of homeworkI should take a nap.
Imagine a worldDevoid of things like pizza--OH SHIT NO DON'T CRY
I really love dogs,but sometimes they eat weird things."Ew, you have turd breath."
