Phenylketonurics might not be my pen name but I've long since associated with my creative pursuits~
IT ALL STARTED... when I was14. My mom and I stopped at a Quick Trip for some sodas, we both had Diet Mountain Dew. I read the back, the ingredients bars (for the umpteenth time) but did so aloud this time. I ended it with, "What are Phenylketonurics?" And without even a pause, my mom summoned her deepest, spookiest voice, "Phenylketonurics are your sooooouuuuulll." And I realised at that moment, I AM PHENYLKETONURICS.
I later realised after doing real research, Phenylketonuric is the term given to people who have the semi-rare genetic disorder, Phenylketonuria (a problem with metabolising the amino acid phenylalanine).