I found a egg in my dishwasher

[InfiniteLine]

I feel like even I could draw an egg. How hard can it be?

P.S. I am here procrastinating from writing my novel and from sleeping like any good author. Sleep on the day work at night because why not?

Maybe we should form a Procrastinators Anonymous support group....

[Katzalcoatl]

I have no excuse.
I am even doing it right this second stalking the forums like a hawk. Trying to see if there is some juicy drama.

[krowthecrow]

same, like i should be resting

[Lensing]

I found it after 3pm, this means I´ll have to eat it tomorrow

[InfiniteLine]

There's always juicy drama hiding somewhere!

I feel like even I could draw an egg. How hard can it be?

Also... NAILED IT!

[Lensing]

Maybe it´s not procrastinating and you are just collect new data for future stories.
That´s also how I excuse getting drunk at jazz concerts

[InfiniteLine]

Maybe it´s not procrastinating and you are just collect new data for future stories. That´s also how I excuse getting drunk at jazz concerts

Yessss, I like this justification. Also... I can't even remember the last time I had more than 2 drinks in an evening. That's really sad. #adultingiguess

[abigaillmartin]

I know what it is! Egg washers!! EGG WASHERS!!

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Egg washers are basically the egg mafia. Lol I had to lol it was perfect! This is perfect!

[Lensing]

I´m already start talking too much after one beer, I´m getting drunk with beer number 2 and
I have to recover one week when I drank 4 beer

Not always though but the list of drinks I can´t drink anymore is getting longer and longer.
One of them is Jägermeister

[Katzalcoatl]

That's the same excuse I have been saying the last couple of days. But all I have been doing is watching shark tank. 🤣🤣🤣

[Katzalcoatl]

It looks unrealistic very 2 dimensional.

P.S. I am joking. I am just procrastinating my sleep even at 9 am

[InfiniteLine]

Beer always cures my social anxiety. It's a wonderful invention.

The other day we gave away most of our liquor cabinet to my sister because we haven't touched it in years and are even less likely to drink any going forward with kids now. She walked away with hundreds of dollars of alcohol and our wine rack because my daughter liked to pretend the hanging wine glasses are an instrument......

[Lensing]

I don´t have social anxiety myself, alcohol inspires me for more crazy creative ideas.

I thought about getting one of those fancy globes where you put the liquor in. It would
look ridiculous in my living room though

[InfiniteLine]

It looks unrealistic very 2 dimensional.

Tough crowd...

[InfiniteLine]

That would go perfectly with the whiskey decanter I have saved in my amazon cart but will never purchase

[Katzalcoatl]

That's too realistic. It scared me now.

[LCT_m_a_d]

you're toast!!!

[NickRowler]

“Egg found in the dishwasher” sounds like an origin story of a kid’s cartoon character.

Plot: Human finds mysterious egg in their dishwasher and they hatch it. Out pops some magical talking creature who gets into hijinks or is a superhero or something.

[bronte448]

EH?!?!?! COME AGAIN?!?!?!

[krowthecrow]

what?:0 something wrong