I found a egg in my dishwasher

[InfiniteLine]

That would go perfectly with the whiskey decanter I have saved in my amazon cart but will never purchase

[Katzalcoatl]

That's too realistic. It scared me now.

[LCT_m_a_d]

you're toast!!!

[NickRowler]

“Egg found in the dishwasher” sounds like an origin story of a kid’s cartoon character.

Plot: Human finds mysterious egg in their dishwasher and they hatch it. Out pops some magical talking creature who gets into hijinks or is a superhero or something.

[bronte448]

EH?!?!?! COME AGAIN?!?!?!

[krowthecrow]

what?:0 something wrong

[bronte448]

Just how does an egg get into the dishwasher...?

[krowthecrow]

idk and it was like a fresh egg no scrapes still had the yok in it

[bronte448]

Chicken or parakeet?

[InfiniteLine]

Chicken or parakeet?

I never even considered it could have been anything other than a chicken egg! Another layer to the mystery!

[bronte448]

I mean if it's chicken sized it's probably a chicken egg

[krowthecrow]

...i would never eat my birds eggs.. plus my parakeet is a male

[bronte448]

You should be safe then. Plus budgie eggs are supposed to be tiny.

[krowthecrow]

They are, like a grape

[Kelheor]

[InfiniteLine]

Jurassic Park flashbacks

[esquarecomics]

Maybe your dishwasher laid that egg.

[InfiniteLine]

Maybe your dishwasher laid that egg

Do you think dishwashers would be classified as birds, reptiles, or monotremes??

[esquarecomics]

I'm not sure, maybe their invertebrates and the metal is just a shell for a boneless organism.

[Kelheor]

New sci-fi horror it is