If Your Characters Were Stranded On a Deserted Island

[lunagraves714]

Just like the title says, imagine your characters are stranded together on a deserted island. How would they react? Would they be scared? Angry? Weeping buckets? If they could only bring three items with them (per character) to the island, what would they be, assuming there's no cell service and that the water surrounding the island is too choppy to provide any means of escape? (Meaning no canoes, rafts, or kayaks will be of any use.)

Now, using your characters, show me what your deserted island experience would look like!

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Sunni: Oh God, where are we now?

Myung: What are you, illiterate? Look at the title and try to keep up for once.

Sunni: Geez okay, fine. What did we bring?

Tara: *Looks around with wide eyes, trying not to freak out. Uh...I mean, I packed sunscreen, and... *Drops her purse to the ground and starts rummaging through it for several minutes before pulling out a bottle of water. This! Oh, and I think I brought sunglasses too somewhere.

Sunni: So far so good... *Scans the area until he spotted Jae trying to drag Sang away from the ocean. What now?!

Sang: *Throwing a toddler trantrum Noooo!!!! I hate sand!!! It gets everywhere and I'm too famous to die with you losers!!! Let me go! I'll swim back! I can make it!

Jae: *Holds Sang by his ankles, the other idol clawing at the ground to pull himself closer to the water. Sang, you can't swim!!!

Myung: ...well, we're gonna die. But at least I brought a lighter.

Sunni: And...? That's it? Just a lighter?

Myung: ...and car keys. Don't judge me.

Sunni: *Face-palms. Okay, and what did you bring, Chung-Ae?

Chung-Ae: *Takes a long sip from the bottle in his hand and sighs. Three cases of beer.

Sunni: *Huffs, rubbing a hand through his blonde locks in frustration. Well, thank God I brought a first aid kit and some snacks!

Myung: Literally no one wants your healthy garbage snacks, Sun. I'm pretty sure Sang and Jae would sooner eat their own makeup before they'd touch that nasty shi-

Sunni: *Interrupting quickly Joonie! What did you bring?!

Joonie: *Looks up from the sand castle he was building. We were supposed to bring something?

Myung: Just so we're all clear...I'm voting him off the island first.

[carafox2121]

This seems fun. Let's see...

Des: Petite, how'd we end up here?

Penn: No clue. Maybe Chaos did it? She's always messing with me. Stupid--

Jack: Where the hell are we?

Penn: double blinks at Jack Greeeaaattttt. I would be stuck on a deserted island with you. Are you stalking me, super-brain?

Jack: smirks at her Do you want me to stalk you?

Penn: rolls eyes Ugh!

Des: Ok, you two, fighting is not going to help any. I'm going to go look around for some provisions. Why don't you guys see if you can find any shelter or material to make something.

Penn: sighs Yes, mom.

Jack: Des, are you sure going alone is the right thing? What if something's out there?

Penn: Pfft. Please, Des can handle herself, remember? She can just wolf out at anything that comes at her. I can transform to Tempest and kick ass, but you on the other hand...

Jack: Hey! I can do things! I was a boy scout.

Penn: trying to hold in laughter W-w-wait... wait... You were a boy scout? You mean you didn't grow from a test tube into a fully grown adult?

Jack: playfully shoves Penn forward and smiles Shut up, Benson. Let's go.

Des: shakes head while smirking and speaks quietly to herself These two... Now, where can I find some food?

[lunagraves714]

You mean you didn't grow from a test tube into a fully grown adult?

Brutal, I love it

[BreakingChalk]

Mmm, that's good stuff for my b-side comic "The Not So Memorable Days"...
But it is somewhat canon to the main comic, so let's suppose my characters get there in a parallel universe and post it here!

[freneticmind]

I needed a distraction, and you just provided me with one haha

Ez: JOHNSON!

Johnson: Holy shit, where's the fire?

Ez: Fire?? Yeah! I'll go find some sticks!

Johnson: You want me to throw you a stick?

Ez: Huh?

Johnson: Oh. Nevermind. Just sit back and enjoy the scenery, buddy.

Ez: JOHNSON!

Johnson: What now??

Ez: Does this mean I never have to bathe again?

Johnson: Don't worry. I have soap in my pocket with my lighter and cig-- Shit. Don't have my cigs

Ez: ....

Johnson: What are you eating?

Ez: I had some cheese in my pocket.(3 kinds) But now it's gone.

Johnson: ...Why aren't there more characters in this story...

[carafox2121]

Thanks! I was literally crying when I read:

Sang: *Throwing a toddler trantrum Noooo!!!! I hate sand!!! It gets everywhere and I'm too famous to die with you losers!!! Let me go! I'll swim back! I can make it!

[lunagraves714]

Ahhh I love the visual! it’s nice seeing their facial reactions

[lunagraves714]

I’m with the person who brought only cheese. Cheese is life.

[lunagraves714]

It’s true He’s that “I’m too pretty to die” type lol

[blackorchid]

Bless you for this distraction.

OF BONES AND BLOOMS, stranded on an Island...

(I don't have dialogue, but I do have...)

Ophelia, a druid, and with sunlight sensitivities, is already finding plant life and growing food. She has befriended exactly one turtle so far.

Mavus, a good boi in human form, has already made rules and asserted himself as leader.

Baccus, who has already documented all the plant life on the island and is now smoking them 'for science', is shirtless, suntanning, and chilling with an ocelot he found. The Ocelot is also named 'Mavus,' solely because it pissed off his brother.

Goldie, the fairy Mobmother, is actually in charge, and letting pretty boy do all the hard work for her as she establishes herself as the only supplier of alcohol.

Kitt, and Kaboodles (Tod and Vix), have already become feral and are running around like wolves, howling up trees and catching fish with their bare teeth.

I sent this to my Co-Writer and they added:

“As you well know, we need expertise in this situation, which is why Mavus is the leader” ~as Mavus steps forward to accept, Baccus lifts the ocelot~ “Praise be!”

[lunagraves714]

Lol I feel like Myung and Baccus would be great friends if they ever crossed paths

[freneticmind]

Kitt, and Kaboodles (Tod and Vix), have already become feral and are running around like wolves, howling up trees and catching fish with their bare teeth.

Oh my, yess haha

[blackorchid]

They are quite successful, I might add.

@lunagraves714, Yes, Yes, share the 'science'

[lunagraves714]

Science is good. Very good.

[blackorchid]

Well, Ophelia can grow the 'science' and Kitt can light things on fire, so Baccus just sees this as a vacation at this point.

Though I imagine full anime nosebleed when they all have their beach-day, and he sees Ophelia.

Must 'SCIENCE' morreeeee, Feelings baaad.

Goldie just over there laughing her ass off. She's already made herself a throne and convinced one of the kids to fan her with a palm frond.

[lunagraves714]

Goldie is a legend, and I approve

[blackorchid]

She's my fairy mobmother and I love her so damn much. <3

[kmlangleyauthor]

Damien: Where are we?

Jake: *shrugging * I don’t know. Another AU or something.

Damien: *heaving a sigh * Alright. Let’s do this. You have any food?

Jake: Have you even met me? *laughs * Of course I have food.

Damien: ...which means you also have your emergency stash of coffee?

Jake *grinning * Obviously. Do you have anything?

Damien: I have you. *wraps Jake in a hug * You’re all I need, babe.

Jake: *blushing and attempting to scowl * That’s really sweet... but highly impractical.

Damien: So I actually ordered this super cool little tent thing that should be useful.

Jake: That’s perfect. What about— *squinting into the distance * Oh... no...

Damien: What! What’s wrong?!

Jake: *tugging Damien into the tree line * Our families are here.

[lunagraves714]

Our families are here.

[kmlangleyauthor]

It would end up being a good thing with the variety of stuff they’d have brought... but it would be chaotic and some of the siblings don’t get along