If Your Characters Were Stranded On a Deserted Island

[BreakingChalk]

Mmm, that's good stuff for my b-side comic "The Not So Memorable Days"...
But it is somewhat canon to the main comic, so let's suppose my characters get there in a parallel universe and post it here!

[freneticmind]

I needed a distraction, and you just provided me with one haha

Ez: JOHNSON!

Johnson: Holy shit, where's the fire?

Ez: Fire?? Yeah! I'll go find some sticks!

Johnson: You want me to throw you a stick?

Ez: Huh?

Johnson: Oh. Nevermind. Just sit back and enjoy the scenery, buddy.

Ez: JOHNSON!

Johnson: What now??

Ez: Does this mean I never have to bathe again?

Johnson: Don't worry. I have soap in my pocket with my lighter and cig-- Shit. Don't have my cigs

Ez: ....

Johnson: What are you eating?

Ez: I had some cheese in my pocket.(3 kinds) But now it's gone.

Johnson: ...Why aren't there more characters in this story...

[carafox2121]

Thanks! I was literally crying when I read:

Sang: *Throwing a toddler trantrum Noooo!!!! I hate sand!!! It gets everywhere and I'm too famous to die with you losers!!! Let me go! I'll swim back! I can make it!

[lunagraves714]

Ahhh I love the visual! it’s nice seeing their facial reactions

[lunagraves714]

I’m with the person who brought only cheese. Cheese is life.

[lunagraves714]

It’s true He’s that “I’m too pretty to die” type lol

[blackorchid]

Bless you for this distraction.

OF BONES AND BLOOMS, stranded on an Island...

(I don't have dialogue, but I do have...)

Ophelia, a druid, and with sunlight sensitivities, is already finding plant life and growing food. She has befriended exactly one turtle so far.

Mavus, a good boi in human form, has already made rules and asserted himself as leader.

Baccus, who has already documented all the plant life on the island and is now smoking them 'for science', is shirtless, suntanning, and chilling with an ocelot he found. The Ocelot is also named 'Mavus,' solely because it pissed off his brother.

Goldie, the fairy Mobmother, is actually in charge, and letting pretty boy do all the hard work for her as she establishes herself as the only supplier of alcohol.

Kitt, and Kaboodles (Tod and Vix), have already become feral and are running around like wolves, howling up trees and catching fish with their bare teeth.

I sent this to my Co-Writer and they added:

“As you well know, we need expertise in this situation, which is why Mavus is the leader” ~as Mavus steps forward to accept, Baccus lifts the ocelot~ “Praise be!”

[lunagraves714]

Lol I feel like Myung and Baccus would be great friends if they ever crossed paths

[freneticmind]

Kitt, and Kaboodles (Tod and Vix), have already become feral and are running around like wolves, howling up trees and catching fish with their bare teeth.

Oh my, yess haha

[blackorchid]

They are quite successful, I might add.

@lunagraves714, Yes, Yes, share the 'science'

[lunagraves714]

Science is good. Very good.

[blackorchid]

Well, Ophelia can grow the 'science' and Kitt can light things on fire, so Baccus just sees this as a vacation at this point.

Though I imagine full anime nosebleed when they all have their beach-day, and he sees Ophelia.

Must 'SCIENCE' morreeeee, Feelings baaad.

Goldie just over there laughing her ass off. She's already made herself a throne and convinced one of the kids to fan her with a palm frond.

[lunagraves714]

Goldie is a legend, and I approve

[blackorchid]

She's my fairy mobmother and I love her so damn much. <3

[kmlangleyauthor]

Damien: Where are we?

Jake: *shrugging * I don’t know. Another AU or something.

Damien: *heaving a sigh * Alright. Let’s do this. You have any food?

Jake: Have you even met me? *laughs * Of course I have food.

Damien: ...which means you also have your emergency stash of coffee?

Jake *grinning * Obviously. Do you have anything?

Damien: I have you. *wraps Jake in a hug * You’re all I need, babe.

Jake: *blushing and attempting to scowl * That’s really sweet... but highly impractical.

Damien: So I actually ordered this super cool little tent thing that should be useful.

Jake: That’s perfect. What about— *squinting into the distance * Oh... no...

Damien: What! What’s wrong?!

Jake: *tugging Damien into the tree line * Our families are here.

[lunagraves714]

Our families are here.

[kmlangleyauthor]

It would end up being a good thing with the variety of stuff they’d have brought... but it would be chaotic and some of the siblings don’t get along

[lunagraves714]

That's fair, my mom's one of those "pack for literally every scenario" types of people lol meanwhile I'm the "I forgot like half my luggage at home" type

[Stargazer31]

Gunhild: Er... surge? Could you tell aegir to calm down, so we can get off this island? PREFERABLY NOW!
Luke: I'LL NEVER SEE MY COMICS AGAIN!
Sif: Ok everyone! We gotta make a shelter, hunt for food, and purify water! Step on it!
Thor: Can we build a treehouse to live in?
Baldr: Builds a campfire, and sits by it, singing Abba songs.
Loki: Aw crap, why did I leave my helicopter at home? Well, at least I can go naked here...
Freya: YOU IDIOTS! WE'RE STUCK!
Frey: Bro, these plants are like so... cool.

[lunagraves714]

Baldr: Builds a campfire, and sits by it, singing Abba songs.

This one’s got the right idea lol