Okay, I'll get in on this action. This hunk of beefcake is Candide, an amateur firefighter and alien abductee. In the original 18th century novel from which I borrowed the character, he was a clean-faced optimistic German lad. I purposefully did not describe him in detail because he is supposed be beautiful beyond description, a perfect teenage human specimen. His only defining visual trait is his ever-present fire axe. Get creative with it, either BAMF or cheesecake as you like. I'll give you a little ink during the Inksgiving event.