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Dec 2018

Any novel version? I can't pass the chance of talking shit and mocking my own work like the trash it deserves :smile: like Capt. America, I can do this all day.

Wow How I dared to forgot Novels, FEEL FREE MY MAN!!! Novels must receive this kind of tough love too!!

It's like Buffy and Harry Dresden had a drunkenly conceived child and abandoned her for the Winchester brothers to raise. If you can stomach yet ANOTHER supernatural comic at least this one has a dog.

Baphomet's Sheep is kinda like Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, just replace muscle men with lesbians and vampires with demons/angels.

it's that one comic with an annoying protagonist who makes everyone mad and an antagonist who's just a big crybaby

A 20-year-old escapes from a Town With a Dark Secret in hopes of confronting the woman (who is mentioned maybe twice) she thinks is behind all of the bizarre occurrences. Along the way, she befriends some weird college kid, and the two set out to Solve That Mystery by talking about their feelings!

Do you like wimpy doormat protagonist who is absolutely impulsive, and only does real things because the plot says so? Can you tolerate another bunch of weird and unlikeable characters?

Do you like guessing plot, conflicts direction, and characters' motive every goddamn second because the brain-dead writer can't got it right? Who the fuck is even the antagonist?

Do you like reading something barely English, with lots of grammar and spelling mistakes that makes some third graders laugh? With all staged and stiff character interaction?

Do you like to have your expectation shattered and say "What the fuck is this?" when you started a novel?

This novel is great for you! Either you are masochistic that likes to be tortured with a horribly terrible story to read, or you're a sadist who enjoys mentally roasting the imbecile writer because of the unmeasurable foolishness; this novel is for everyone who wanna insult their intelligence and down their IQ up to fifties! It's even worse than Twilight, My Immortal, or Empress Theresa! Guaranteed! It got 0.5 rating on Goodreads! People don't even want to read, give feedback, or review it here!

(I never thought talking shit about myself and my work would make me so relaxed :smile:)

A vampire that tries to be a dad, but totally fails at it! :grin:

A comic about humanlike species with supernatural powers, but let's be honest. You'll be reading it either for the bad guy, that one full of sass lady or obvious bl stuff.

The robots have clearer personalities and motives than the main characters, the main antagonists are mentioned constantly but refuse to appear on screen for ages, everyone is some kind of traumatized and the people actually responsible for this mess aren't actually going to show up.

A generic opposites attract romance where a grumpy guy deals with loss by falling for a manic pixie dream boy. Also dragons because dragons.

This is a naive comic book about a naive forest spirit :') xd

  • All pictures in this comics are drawn by the GODlike artist
  • All text in this comics is written by the person who speaks english like GOD
  • And by the "GOD" I mean no less than this:
  • But wait... is it really GOD? :thinking: Was the comparison with this incomprehensible shit a compliment at all?! :smirk::smirk::smirk:
  • If you don't get this joke, don't worry. In this comics there are much more of bad jokes and poor-revealed references, which nobody understands
  • Also in this comics good will never defeat evil, because there is no good here. Every character is an asshole! At the end of the story you will hate every one of them...
  • ...but it will happens only if the author will manage to complete the story to the end during her lifetime. And this have a little chance to happen because she is talking much more than actually drawing, and even if she draw, she does it incredible ssssslllllllooooooowwwwwwwwllllllllllyyyyyyyy

Another gay sellout novel.

A protagonists less competent brother becomes the protagonist and attempts to be competent?
OR
In a world where this character can alter the minds of others. Watch him do nothing but bitch and complain instead.
Or
We made an intro episode and good luck waiting the next couple of months for us to actually post something coherent.

a story that's so slow that the main characters aren't even introduced yet and nothing has even happend aside from showing that the mc is having a bad day ... which usn't even over yet. Slowburn at it's finest.

the Author thinks that the art is the shit but already hates how the first chapters look, so feel free to mentally kick consistency out of the window as you enjoy a lot of teenage angst and characters you'd probably just want to slap some sense in.

Generic chosen one, and totally not Dragon Age, Warcraft, Eragon, Star War, Lord of the Rings, Kungfu movies/TV shows rip-off or influenced what so ever.

An obvious cash-in on the trend of the pixel art resurgence. Read on in horror once you realize it's basically every shonen manga you've ever read. Tropes abound in...

First comic ever published online. Why say more.

A mocking description...hrmm...

  • Throwing a perverted Peter Pan into a typical shoujo

I guess. Maybe

Ok, a mocking description...

From a guy who’s not really good at writing and worse at drawing, comes the butchering of an idea that I’ve heard was interesting.

Also known as, the comic where Death has been transformed into a cat