The Almighty Protectors: From the creator of webcomics nobody's ever heard about comes another group of heroes nobody is going to read. Watch as a guy that looks like a Spider-Man ripoff takes seven others unwillingly along for the ride as they meddle in the affairs of other universes. Starring: that generic fire-wielding character who somehow is the author's favorite despite being the boring one of the group, and who has the Mary Sue-like weird eyes; the one with god-like power who shouldn't even need the rest of the team because he could end any conflict with the wave of his hand; the twins whose rock powers seem woefully underpowered among the team, but they're snarky so you're supposed to like them; the telekinetic not-a-ninja-so-why'd-she-dress-like-one; the telepathic fairy, who has magic, and is so abrasive you know she's supposed to be the Han Solo, but the author forgot Han Solo is supposed to be cool; and the half-dragon who looks a bit like a green Barney who's supposed to nevertheless look scary. One of the last two is a villain. Who cares? Join them all in their adventures through issues usually done by multiple artists so you get pulled out of the story all the time!
Karabear Comics Presents: A bunch of stories set in the Karabear Comics universe. You don't even know what Karabear Comics is? Silly, then how are you going to be interested in these stories? Read as scripts are drawn that never were edited to a second draft, while stories are started that may finish up in another book (because readers just love that, right?).
Wonder Super: He's stolen the powers of Superman, but the quirky medium awareness of Deadpool, because that's trendy, don't you know? But it's okay, since he's gay and that makes him totally original, right? Right?
Black Wraith: It's Batman. I mean, come on, try to have something more original here.
Elemental Four: A webcomic reality show? Don't people hate those shows enough already? Follow four heroes so boring that the creator's own computer decided to somehow eat the script for the next issue and even she doesn't care to write a second version.
Defenders of America1: What do you do when you rip off the Justice League (or Avengers, depending on how you want to see it)? Well, certainly not any interested readers, that's for sure.
Do you like wimpy doormat protagonist who is absolutely impulsive, and only does real things because the plot says so? Can you tolerate another bunch of weird and unlikeable characters?
Do you like guessing plot, conflicts direction, and characters' motive every goddamn second because the brain-dead writer can't got it right? Who the fuck is even the antagonist?
Do you like reading something barely English, with lots of grammar and spelling mistakes that makes some third graders laugh? With all staged and stiff character interaction?
Do you like to have your expectation shattered and say "What the fuck is this?" when you started a novel?
This novel is great for you! Either you are masochistic that likes to be tortured with a horribly terrible story to read, or you're a sadist who enjoys mentally roasting the imbecile writer because of the unmeasurable foolishness; this novel is for everyone who wanna insult their intelligence and down their IQ up to fifties! It's even worse than Twilight, My Immortal, or Empress Theresa! Guaranteed! It got 0.5 rating on Goodreads! People don't even want to read, give feedback, or review it here!
(I never thought talking shit about myself and my work would make me so relaxed )
The robots have clearer personalities and motives than the main characters, the main antagonists are mentioned constantly but refuse to appear on screen for ages, everyone is some kind of traumatized and the people actually responsible for this mess aren't actually going to show up.
A generic opposites attract romance where a grumpy guy deals with loss by falling for a manic pixie dream boy. Also dragons because dragons.
- All pictures in this comics are drawn by the GODlike artist
- All text in this comics is written by the person who speaks english like GOD
- And by the "GOD" I mean no less than this:
- But wait... is it really GOD?
Was the comparison with this incomprehensible shit a compliment at all?!
- If you don't get this joke, don't worry. In this comics there are much more of bad jokes and poor-revealed references, which nobody understands
- Also in this comics good will never defeat evil, because there is no good here. Every character is an asshole! At the end of the story you will hate every one of them...
- ...but it will happens only if the author will manage to complete the story to the end during her lifetime. And this have a little chance to happen because she is talking much more than actually drawing, and even if she draw, she does it incredible ssssslllllllooooooowwwwwwwwllllllllllyyyyyyyy
A protagonists less competent brother becomes the protagonist and attempts to be competent?
OR
In a world where this character can alter the minds of others. Watch him do nothing but bitch and complain instead.
Or
We made an intro episode and good luck waiting the next couple of months for us to actually post something coherent.
a story that's so slow that the main characters aren't even introduced yet and nothing has even happend aside from showing that the mc is having a bad day ... which usn't even over yet. Slowburn at it's finest.
the Author thinks that the art is the shit but already hates how the first chapters look, so feel free to mentally kick consistency out of the window as you enjoy a lot of teenage angst and characters you'd probably just want to slap some sense in.