Suddenly, tentacle monster!
Powerful spank to the butt! "This is my waifu now, filthy weeb!" laughed TicklesTicklesTicklesTicklesTicklesTicklesTicklesTicklesTicklesTickles (Ten Tickles). In retaliation, Henry . . .
(Damn, @AlanR, that was awesome!)
pulled out his weapon of choice a....
Rolled-up newspaper. But not just any newspaper . . .
it was the daily growl , the dog toy from the simpsons.
With this he rescued Waifu-chan from the monster, causing Ohmiglob, who was watching from afar, to . . .
compliment him for his magnificent fighting prowess.
"Together we can rule over all of the chicken wings!" he tried to tempt Henry to the dark side . . .
"I'll never join you... you killed my father!" Henry shouted with anger...
"Yes i did and sorry about that."
"Oh... Apology accepted."
(Oh yeah, we need a name for this story. ButtMantaStudios I'm counting on you! (But really anyone can give ideas for the name))
Great! Why dony we introduce ourselves properly this pillow is my wife.
(I sugest henry and his waifu pillow)
"I'm Rudolphus Ohmiglob, and this goat is my fiancee. Say hi, Lisa."
("On the Chicken Wings of Love?" Dunno. I'll think one up.)
"Well, whatever floats your goat, man..."
"Well...," brayed Lisa the Goat, "Totes THESE goats!" Lisa then launched a surprise...
Goat,wearing a goatee
This goat explodes into a shitload of shuriken
And those shuriken exploded into a shitload of mini-goats
that exploded into mini shuriken ad infinitum until Henry decided to
