turn matter into Weeaboodite, which has the ability to . . .
(BMS reporting for duty! Am I late to the show? BTW, dibs on Henry vs. Spankbert Showdown of the Ages)
Turn anything, even inanimate objects, into Weeaboos.
...It was at this point, that Henry's precious waifu pillow sprang too life saying the words...
"this isn't normal! you cant keep me here against my will!" which in turn caused Henry to...
Say "You're alive!,and i love you!But if you want leave then leave i never wanted you to feel that way".
Waifu-chan started blushing and became a full tsundere by saying, "B-b-baka! It's not like I like you or anything!" She then proceeds to...
(my god this is bringing out the weeaboo in me...)
walk towards him and trips over nothing...
Suddenly, tentacle monster!
Powerful spank to the butt! "This is my waifu now, filthy weeb!" laughed TicklesTicklesTicklesTicklesTicklesTicklesTicklesTicklesTicklesTickles (Ten Tickles). In retaliation, Henry . . .
(Damn, @AlanR, that was awesome!)
pulled out his weapon of choice a....
Rolled-up newspaper. But not just any newspaper . . .
it was the daily growl , the dog toy from the simpsons.
With this he rescued Waifu-chan from the monster, causing Ohmiglob, who was watching from afar, to . . .
compliment him for his magnificent fighting prowess.
"Together we can rule over all of the chicken wings!" he tried to tempt Henry to the dark side . . .
"I'll never join you... you killed my father!" Henry shouted with anger...
"Yes i did and sorry about that."
"Oh... Apology accepted."
(Oh yeah, we need a name for this story. ButtMantaStudios I'm counting on you! (But really anyone can give ideas for the name))
Great! Why dony we introduce ourselves properly this pillow is my wife.
(I sugest henry and his waifu pillow)
