Waifu-Chans memory came flooding back as to who she once was, she was....
A hardcore cosplayer.
I'm real now, Henry-chan! But unfortunately now that the seal has broken and i am human, my healing powers are lost.
"So don't use me like a f**king human shield. Seriously. That was not cool. We need to see a marriage counselor." Lisa the Goat agreed, nodding her shaggy head. "Communication and not using loved ones as shields," bleated Lisa, "Are the key to a strong marriage and MU'FUGGIN SNEAK SPECIAL ATTACK OF...!"
Summoning Lord Aifac Gohts, The Prince of the Wastes, Ender of Stars, Decider of Fates, and Shagger of Goats!
Suddenly smoke appeared out of no where with lighting stemming from the cloud, a large figure materialized out of the smoke.
Once it was clearly visible, the figure turned out to be Zeus holding Hades in a headlock.
"Oh sorry guys, Lord Aifac Gohts couldn't make it you got me". said Zeus.
And so Henry and his now non-pillow waifu set to battle the two gods using . . .
Each other, despite the recent conversation when push comes to shove you just have to deal with it
So Henry and Waifu-chan agreed to throw the other person towards the two Gods. So Waifu-chan picked up Henry and threw him like she was participating in the Olympic's Hammer Throw...
All while taking immense joy in her revenge...
But the kinetic energy Henry had from the throw manifested into pure energy which can be used against the Gods, cause that's totally scientifically possible...
But it was a feint! Waifu-chan suddenly kicks Lisa in her goat face directly!
Ahhh, went the goat in pain.lisa wipes her mouth with her hand to remove blood and spits out a tooth."lets do this!".
(Sorry guys,i had the notifications on regular i was thinking that i killed it but i am glad i didnt!)
Lisa and Waifu-chan started wrestling each other to the death whilst Henry and Rudolphus were idly cheering them on, betting who's waifu was better.
When suddenly the two waifus are kidnapped by Aifac Gohts, who was actually watching from the shadows!
Our waifus! cried Henry and Rudolphus. The two waifus disappeared leaving Henry and Rudolphus sad."we need to work together...
"Don't forget us!" Zeus and Hades cried in unison....
The four came together and formed a plan, using each of their special talents to rescue the beloved waifus, Henry and his magical...
