Lets make a story! #2 [Game]

BlackMantaStudios 2016-05-16 04:47:55 UTC #41

"I'm Rudolphus Ohmiglob, and this goat is my fiancee. Say hi, Lisa."

("On the Chicken Wings of Love?" Dunno. I'll think one up.)

Aloredd 2016-05-16 06:10:15 UTC #42

"Well, whatever floats your goat, man..."

nathankschulz 2016-05-16 09:08:38 UTC #43

"Well...," brayed Lisa the Goat, "Totes THESE goats!" Lisa then launched a surprise...

thomassayle 2016-05-16 09:45:24 UTC #44

Goat,wearing a goatee

BlackMantaStudios 2016-05-16 12:12:11 UTC #45

This goat explodes into a shitload of shuriken

AshKetchup 2016-05-16 12:30:13 UTC #46

And those shuriken exploded into a shitload of mini-goats

BlackMantaStudios 2016-05-16 12:41:21 UTC #47

that exploded into mini shuriken ad infinitum until Henry decided to

jackob123 2016-05-16 12:45:59 UTC #48

Throw waifu-chan like a giant shuriken blocking every single shuriken with her soft pillowy body, she then says the words...

thomassayle 2016-05-16 19:43:26 UTC #49

How could....'cough'...you?...i loved you.

AshKetchup 2016-05-16 20:58:21 UTC #50

(I hope you guys don't mind me breaking the rules here but I'm making a paragraph. I just NEED this idea)

As Henry ran to the dying Waifu-chan everything went dark. Henry put Waifu-chan's head on his lap, he then stared at his wife and she stared back, thinking that Henry was going to be the last thing she sees. Despite what he did she still smiled when he came. As Henry went closer to Waifu-chan's ear he whispered to her the words:
"You're a pillow, those shurikens didn't affect you."
As Waifu-chan looked at her body she was dumbfounded when she realised she has no wounds because she's a pillow.

jmhenry 2016-05-16 21:13:59 UTC #51

Little did Waifu-Chan know, one of the shuriken managed to pierce her pillowy exterior.....
And broke the cursed seal that was placed within her. And after a .5 second mystical light and smoke show, Waifu-Chan was a human again!

jackob123 2016-05-16 21:21:34 UTC #52

Waifu-Chans memory came flooding back as to who she once was, she was....

AshKetchup 2016-05-16 21:25:18 UTC #53

A hardcore cosplayer.

thomassayle 2016-05-16 22:08:18 UTC #54

I'm real now, Henry-chan! But unfortunately now that the seal has broken and i am human, my healing powers are lost.

nathankschulz 2016-05-16 23:45:38 UTC #55

"So don't use me like a f**king human shield. Seriously. That was not cool. We need to see a marriage counselor." Lisa the Goat agreed, nodding her shaggy head. "Communication and not using loved ones as shields," bleated Lisa, "Are the key to a strong marriage and MU'FUGGIN SNEAK SPECIAL ATTACK OF...!"

BlackMantaStudios 2016-05-17 03:00:22 UTC #56

Summoning Lord Aifac Gohts, The Prince of the Wastes, Ender of Stars, Decider of Fates, and Shagger of Goats!

thomassayle 2016-05-17 03:51:09 UTC #57

Suddenly smoke appeared out of no where with lighting stemming from the cloud, a large figure materialized out of the smoke.

Aloredd 2016-05-17 03:54:10 UTC #58

Once it was clearly visible, the figure turned out to be Zeus holding Hades in a headlock.

thomassayle 2016-05-17 04:52:14 UTC #59

"Oh sorry guys, Lord Aifac Gohts couldn't make it you got me". said Zeus.

BlackMantaStudios 2016-05-19 10:17:05 UTC #60

And so Henry and his now non-pillow waifu set to battle the two gods using . . .